Bill Murray: Larry, I'm gonna give us both twos back there. We weren't in any emotional state to putt.
Daffy Duck: How's this for our team name: The Ducks!
Bugs Bunny: Please, what kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team "The Ducks"?
Daffy Duck: So sue me, it's just a suggestion.
Michael Jordan: What's going on here?
Bugs Bunny: Eh, I thought you'd never ask. You see, these aliens come from outer space and they want to make us slaves in their theme park. Eh, what do we care? They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game. But, then they show up and they aint so little. They HUGE! We need to beat these guys. Cause we're talking about slavery. They're gonna make us do stand-up comedy. The same jokes every night for all eternity. We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor challenged aliens. Eh, what I'm trying to say is: WE NEED YOUR HEEEEEEEEELP!
Woman Fan: This guy next to me is doing something very weird in his raincoat.
Bill Murray: It's 'cause I'm white, isn't it?
Michael Jordan: No. Larry's white, so what?
Bill Murray: Larry's not white. Larry's clear.