Michael Jordan: What's going on here?
Bugs Bunny: Eh, I thought you'd never ask. You see, these aliens come from outer space and they want to make us slaves in their theme park. Eh, what do we care? They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game. But, then they show up and they aint so little. They HUGE! We need to beat these guys. Cause we're talking about slavery. They're gonna make us do stand-up comedy. The same jokes every night for all eternity. We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor challenged aliens. Eh, what I'm trying to say is: WE NEED YOUR HEEEEEEEEELP!