Mindy Macready: You don't have to be a bad-ass to be a superhero. You just have to be brave.
Mindy Macready: Game on, cocksuckers.
Girl: Maybe she's a dyke.
Mindy Macready: Maybe I'll jam my foot up your snatch.
Dave Lizewski: You're gonna pay for what you did to my dad.
Chris D'Amico: Your dad? You blew up my dad with a bazooka.
Dave Lizewski: What's the matter, Chris? Shit hit your shorts?
Chris D'Amico: Yeah, and I'm gonna wipe my ass with your face.
Colonel Stars and Stripes: Try to have fun. Otherwise, what's the point?
