Best crime movie quotes of 2013

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Roman Pearce: Better hide your baby oil.
Luke Hobbs: Better hide that big-ass forehead.

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Mayor Hostetler: You know, women call men dogs. That's to suggest we're somehow untrustworthy or disloyal. But a dog is anything but. And if men are dogs, what the goddamn hell does that make women? You've ever seen a bitch in heat? She will grind herself across the grass to try and get her that itch. And she can find a way to sneak out of the backyard, as any dog will do.

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Stig: Just because you put your finger in your belly button and brown shit comes out don't mean it's your asshole.

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Marvin: If there's one thing I know, it's women and covert operations.
Frank: Marvin, that's two things.
Han Cho Bai: No, grasshopper. It is not.

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J. Daniel Atlas: Come in close. Closer. Because the more you'll think you see, the easier it'll be to fool you.

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Mullins: You're giving her beauty advice? Do you even own a fucking mirror?

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Mindy Macready: You don't have to be a bad-ass to be a superhero. You just have to be brave.

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[Guy yells at John in Russian and John punches him.]
John McClane: Do you think I understand a word you're saying!?!

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Eliza Birch: Did you feel bad for that deer when you shot it?
Ralph Dover: Do you feel bad for cows when you go into McDonalds?

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Diana: Ugh, my neck!
Sandy: Neck hurts, huh? Why don't we swap information, Sandy Bigelow Patterson. Bigelow's such a rare name.
Diana: It's a family name. Jeremiah Bigelow was a pretty well known bear hunter.
Sandy: He sounds brave. Here's my driver's license with my name, Sandy Bigelow Patterson. Gotcha!

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Roy: Hit him in the jiggly.

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Jerry Wooters: Playing hot potato with a grenade isn't much of a strategy.

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Diamond Dealer: It's not a small thing to wish for, however unattainable... to aspire to the stone's endless destiny. Isn't that the meaning of adornment? To enhance the beauty of the beloved is to acknowledge both her frailty and the nobility of that frailty. We announce to the darkness that we will not be diminished by the brevity of our lives. That we will not thereby be made less.

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