Alex Murphy: Dead or alive, you're coming with me!
Ethan Renner: Don't take this the wrong way, Viv, but you're not my type.
Vivi Delay: I'm everybody's type.
Robert McCall: Got to be who you are in this world, no matter what.
Lou Bloom: My motto is if you want to win the lottery you've got to make money to get a ticket.
Constantine: My name will go down as the greatest thief of all time!
Dominic Badguy: You mean our names, right?
Constantine: Of course. My name first, then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar... Your name.
Vinnie Van Lowe: I'm the reason people know that Anne Hathaway has a vagina.
Jenko: I'm your best nightm... I'm your worst nightmare.
Tobey Marshall: I do not fear, for you are with me. All those who defied me, shall be ashamed and disgraced. Those who wage war against me, shall perish. I will find strength, find guidance, and I will triumph.
Tremaine Alexander: Where I come from, cash rule everything around me. You heard that one, right?
Chernov: When I was 19 years old I was the Number 1 Light Heavyweight champion in the Soviet Olympics Boxing Team. Did you know this?
Francis O'Connell: No, I don't like sports. Especially not Soviet sports.
Julian: I feel... Vulnerable.
Abel Morales: Good... Because you are vulnerable. We all are.
Jim Bob: All right, boys, it's Howdy Doody time.
Lizzy: Sweetheart, you're so in over your fucking head. You need more than a Glock and sensible shoes.
John Hartigan: No one ever really guessed what hell is. It's watching the people you love, in pain.
Jonas Loogan: What is it I said that gave me away?
Matt Scudder: Everything. You're a weirdo Jonas.
Sortilège: Back when they were together she could go weeks without anything more complicated than a pout. Now she was lying some heavy combination of face ingredients on Doc that he couldn't read at all.
JR: Here's some proof that the bonobos aren't dying out.