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The Negotiator picture

Lieutenant Danny Roman: A quick lesson in lying. See, this is what us real cops do: We study liars. Example: If I ask you a question about something visual, like your favorite color, your eyes go up and to the left. Neurophysiology tells us your eyes go in that direction, because you're accessing the visual cortex. So you're telling the truth. If your eyes go up and right, you're accessing the brain's creative centers and we know you're full of shit.

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Miklo: What am I going to tell my parole officer?
Popeye: Tell him to suck his pee-pee.

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Adele: Hey bank robber! Hey, want some advice? Next time keep the engine running.

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See No Evil, Hear No Evil picture

[Woman checks the back pockets of Wally's pants for the coin.]
Wally: I don't know what you're looking for, but it's a little to the right.

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[Guy yells at John in Russian and John punches him.]
John McClane: Do you think I understand a word you're saying!?!

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Randall Bragg: I told you you'd never hang me, Cole.
Virgil Cole: Never ain't here yet.

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Connor Rooney: I can look after myself.
Frank Nitti: No, you can't! This is the point. You're a big baby who doesn't know his thumb from his dick.

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Alabama: Okey dokey doggie daddy.

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Frank White: From now on, nothing goes down unless I'm involved. No blackjack no dope deals, no nothing. A nickel bag gets sold in the park, I want in. You guys got fat while everybody starved on the street. Now it's my turn.

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Louis Booker: Don't worry, Charlie. We'll get the money back, all right? He can't go far.
Charlie Carbone: It's a continent, Louis. He can go very far.
Louis Booker: I know it's a continent. I read the book.
Charlie Carbone: Did you happen to read the chapter on not putting your jacket on a wild animal?
Louis Booker: No, but I did read the chapter on how an aborigine can kill a white man with a twig. Do you want to see that one?

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Inspector Todd: Don't think, Axel! It makes my dick itch!

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Hoffman: You wanna know the only thing that's wrong with killing you, Jill? I can only do it once.

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Jigsaw: Hello, I want to play a game.

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It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World picture

J. Algernon Hawthorne: Jolly nasty accident there. Jolly lucky nobody was hurt.
Mrs. Marcus: Where did you get that funny accent? Are you from Harvard or something?
J. Algernon Hawthorne: Harvard? Rather not. I'm English.
Mrs. Marcus: Sounds so foreign.
J. Algernon Hawthorne: Really?

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