Daphne Castle: The whole world knows that you are a man of enormous discretion.
Ethan Renner: Don't take this the wrong way, Viv, but you're not my type.
Vivi Delay: I'm everybody's type.
Cedric the Bellman: You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor.
Kevin McCallister: The vacuum guy?
Cedric the Bellman: No, the President.
Vinny Gambini: Everything that guy just said is bullshit.
Robert McCall: Got to be who you are in this world, no matter what.
Linus Caldwell: What did I say?
Danny Ocean: You called his niece a whore.
Rusty Ryan: A very cheap one.
Danny Ocean: She's seven.
Inspector Todd: Don't think, Axel! It makes my dick itch!
Alfred: You are as precious to me as you were to your own mother and father. I swore to them that I would protect you, and I haven't.
Jake Tyler Brigance: There ain't nothin' more dangerous in this world than a fool with a cause.
Frank: Did it ever occur to you, to try to work for a living? Take down your own scores?
Unnamed Detective: OK, fuck this guy.
Urrizi: I'll tell you something, I'm gonna be on your ass so much, you're gonna get careless. And on that day I'm gonna be in that place.
Frank: And that, is the last place that you wanna be. 'Cause no matter what happens, I will never, ever take a pinch from a greasy motherfucker like you.
Detective Marcus Burnett: I'mma penetrate this man's soul wit my heart.
Detective Mike Lowrey: What?
Chalmers: Ross.
Bennet: Albert Edward Renick, used car salesman, Chicago.
Chalmers: Who's Renick?
Bullitt: He was the man who was shot in the Hotel Daniels. You sent us to guard the wrong man, Mr. Chalmers.
Harley Quinn: Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry. The voices. Ahaha, I'm kidding! Jeez! That's not what they really said.
Police Inspector: Doctors... Lawyers... Never get past 60 thousand rupees. He's won 10 million. What can a slumdog possibly know?
Jamal Malik: The answers.
James Barr: There's this guy. He's a kind of cop, at least he used to be. He doesn't care about proof, he doesn't care about the law, he only cares about what's right. He knows what I did. You can't protect me. No one can.
Lieutenant Danny Roman: A quick lesson in lying. See, this is what us real cops do: We study liars. Example: If I ask you a question about something visual, like your favorite color, your eyes go up and to the left. Neurophysiology tells us your eyes go in that direction, because you're accessing the visual cortex. So you're telling the truth. If your eyes go up and right, you're accessing the brain's creative centers and we know you're full of shit.
Miklo: What am I going to tell my parole officer?
Popeye: Tell him to suck his pee-pee.
Phil Connors: What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!
Leslie Rodgers: How do you sleep at night?
Parker: I don't drink coffee after 7.
Police Chief Hubbard: What's this man doing here?
Axel Foley: Bleeding, sir.