The One With the Male Nanny - S9-E6
Continuity mistake: When Mike and Phoebe are at Central Perk, Mike pulls his apartment key out of his pocket and he's holding the head of the key with the shank side up, but next shot he's holding the shank with the head side up.
The One With the Sharks - S9-E4
Continuity mistake: After Monica, Rachel, and Joey have been discussing Joey's problem Monica asks him if he thinks sharks are sexy, and when Joey asks about the Little Mermaid it cuts to Monica's closeup and the water bottle cap is on, but in the next closeup of Rachel the cap is off.
The One With Chandler's Work Laugh - S5-E12
Continuity mistake: During Ross and Janice's conversation in Central Perk, when Ross comments, "You're ending this with me because I'm too whiny?" both his and Janice's left arms are up, but it cuts to the next shot and it's their right arms which are up, then it happens again when Ross says, "I've become so whiny that I annoy you?! Janice!" they both have their right arms up, but next shot it's their left arms up.
The One Where Joey Tells Rachel - S8-E16
Continuity mistake: At the end of the previous episode, Joey tells Ross that he has feelings for Rachel just as Ross is about to walk out of Central Perk, and there's a vase of tulips on the table beside the door and two things hanging on the coat hooks. The opening scene of this episode continues at the same moment of Joey's admission, and the vase has vanished and there's only a sweater hanging on the coat hooks.
The One Where Joey Tells Rachel - S8-E16
Continuity mistake: When Monica and Chandler get back to the apartment Chandler tosses his coat over the back of the couch, and while they're talking about soulmates and a house of cheese we can see Chandler's coat in the reflection on the TV, but then it vanishes in the reflection, though it reappears when Chandler says that he wants to take Monica out to a restaurant.
The One Where Rachel Tells... - S8-E3
Continuity mistake: When Rachel sits down in Ross' apartment, she places her magazine down on the table with its binder facing the audience, but while Ross goes on about their one night just being fun the binder is now facing the opposite way on the table, and then it's flipped back to the original position.
Continuity mistake: When Ross introduces himself to Mona, the reception place card that Mona's holding switches from her left hand to her right hand, between shots.
The One with All the Poker - S1-E18
Continuity mistake: After the game at Ross' apartment Chandler takes Phoebe's cursed money, and when Ross wants to settle up with "the big Green poker machine who owes fifteen," Rachel's sitting down at the table in front of Ross, but then it cuts to Rachel who's suddenly standing up near the table. (00:12:30)
The One Where Ross Moves In - S5-E7
Continuity mistake: When Chandler and Joey walk into the apartment to find boxes all over the place and also when Chandler talks about the air purifier, the door to the bathroom is open and the toilet is right beside the tub (odd that it's there in the first place), but when Joey tells Chandler he wants to play foosball and also when Joey's wearing the helmet, the prop toilet has vanished.
Continuity mistake: When Phoebe's driving Ross to the airport in her cab the rear view mirror vanishes from the windshield, then it reappears and disappears again. Additionally, when they start their drive the cab doesn't have a side view mirror on the passenger side, but en route the cab has acquired one, then it vanishes again.
The One with the East German Laundry Detergent - S1-E5
Continuity mistake: While Rachel and Ross are at the laundromat there's laundry detergent, softener, bleach, etc., atop the soda machine, some of which change position or vanish in consecutive shots.
The One Where the Monkey Gets Away - S1-E19
Continuity mistake: When Rachel and Ross are in the apartment with Marcel, who's still wearing the pink tutu, the bottle of wine can be seen on the side table beside the teapot, but when Ross remembers the wine it's now between the teapot and the couch.
The One Where the Monkey Gets Away - S1-E19
Continuity mistake: When Monica takes the newsletter from Rachel it's open to the pages with engagement news, and we can see the left page has pictures as Monica reads Mindy and Barry's notice on the right page, but when Monica wiggles out of her comment about Mindy being pretty that left page is now only words at the bottom, even though she's still open to the same page with Mindy and Barry's notice.
The One With The Lesbian Wedding - S2-E11
Continuity mistake: In the beginning when Carol and Susan tell Ross that they are getting married. Ben changes from a blonde baby to a brunette baby.
The One with the Dozen Lasagnas - S1-E12
Continuity mistake: In the scene where Phoebe confesses to the gang that Paolo made a pass at her, it is pitch black outside. When Joey and Chandler turn around after heading for the door, it is sunny outside.
The One With The Home Study - S10-E7
Continuity mistake: When Ross and Rachel are pushing Emma on the swing, the legs of Emma's pants change position several times between shots. At first they are pulled up with her legs exposed, then they are down further, and in the last shot when Ross gets kicked, they are pulled up again.
The One With The Video Tape - S8-E4
Continuity mistake: When Ross turns on the camera and sits down in front of it, "flirting" with it and drinking wine, what you can see on the little camera screen is very different from when they play the same clip on the TV, in which looks like he was sitting much closer to the camera then he actually was.
The One With All The Wedding Dresses - S4-E20
Continuity mistake: Rachel takes a drink from the Jones Soda and sets the bottle down. A second later, the bottle is fuller than it was to begin with. (00:10:05)
The One With The Jellyfish - S4-E1
Continuity mistake: When Chandler, Joey and Monica tell their story of the jellyfish bite Chandler says sometimes at night he still hears Joey's voice screaming "Do it ! Do it!". Joey says he yells it through the wall at night to freak Chandler out, but no nights have passed. They tell the story the same day the jellyfish bite occurred. Notice Rachel, Ross and Phoebe are wearing the same clothes they had before they left the beach house. (00:16:20)
The One with the Dozen Lasagnas - S1-E12
Continuity mistake: When Ross says he could escape from any uterus, Joey is holding two small books. In the next shot they have vanished and he is holding a large book. (00:02:10)
Answer: Usually by the seventh night of Hanukkah you don't know what to get the other person, and you will probably resort to getting the other person something insignificant. Chandler is basically saying that the pen is a stupid gift.