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The Flash: Batman?
Batman: It's future tech. Difficult to disarm without setting them off, even for me.
Captain Atom: I could try to vaporize the bombs.
Wonder Woman: Yes, but you'd be vaporizing the Rogues as well.
Aquaman: Diana's right. What's plan B?

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Scout: Gravity? Who gives a crap about gravity?

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Tammy: That's not chicken. I don't know what it is, but it's not bird.
Keith Morgan: I can promise you that's 110% bird.
Tammy: Bird doesn't come out of a squeezy tube!

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Tammy: Once I got fingered by Boz Scaggs.
Pearl: Oh, Tammy.
Tammy: No, it's okay. It turns out it wasn't Boz Scaggs.

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Langston: What kind of parents are you?
Reverend Cornell Cobbs: The broken hearted kind.

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Hound: I'm like a fat ballerina, who takes scalps and slits throats!

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Hound: Come and get some! You're all gonna die!

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Hound: I'm a wicked warrior robot!

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Joshua Joyce: Oh my god! How do you say 'get the fuck out of the way' in Chinese!?

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Iron Forged in Fire: Part One - S1-E1

Howard Stark: I think I'm gona have to let Obadiah go. He's become obsessed with weapons.
Tony Stark: A million dollars says this is about the Earth Movers again.
Howard Stark: You're on!
Tony Stark: I'm gona head back and prep it before we land.
Obadiah Stane: Howard, I want to talk to you about the Earth Mover deal.
Tony Stark: [Fist pumps] Hurray! I'm rich.

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Batmobiles Racing - S1-E1

Damien Beurer: It's also atomic powered. If this thing was to explode, which it won't because it's that bad ass, it would take out anything in its path!

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Batmobiles Racing - S1-E1

Damien Beurer: Which has the turning radius of a dump truck. And you're in a city. You're in Gotham City, man!
Andy Liegl: Well which is why this has grappling hooks to shoot out the side.
Damien Beurer: One use only, you turn one corner you're screwed.
Andy Liegl: No there's more than one.

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The Ringer - S1-E1

Link: Tada! Saved your life again. Kiss me!

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The Ringer - S1-E1

Link: You're a girl, Spryte. How do I get Zelda to pay more attention to me?
Spryte: Who cares? She's a snot! You should stick with me.
Link: Spryte, you're only 3 inches high.
Spryte: What, you don't like short girls?

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The Ringer - S1-E1

Ganon: Ha, Hyrule. A peaceful kingdom, and a beautiful day. Well that will soon change! Move!

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Zelda: Nice job, hero.
Link: Hey, excuuuuse me, princess. (00:00:40)

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Blutarch Mann: I sense a disturbance in the force... Hold on. Okay, I'm back. My lawyers tell me I'm sensing nothing.

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Bombinomicon: Okay, twist ending guys. Here comes the big twist! I'm an angel, and we're in Heaven! This was a test all along! No, I'm pulling your leg, there is no Heaven. There is Hell in every direction.

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Bombinomicon: Hey, when you go back to Earth, make sure you tell everybody I'm the Devil now. Oh, I'm gonna be famous. Oh, I'm gonna be more famous than Lord of the Rings! So have you guys been doing? Soldier, still have that stupid wizard for a roommate? Oh, that guy, I could tell you some... You know what? You keep fighting, we catch up later.

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Soldier: [after dominating a Demoman.] Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman in a dress!

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