5th Sep 2018
Transformers (Lost episode) - S1-E7
Donnie DuPre: For crying out loud, you did a nude scene in a one-woman-Titanic-show, how is this any different!?
Rebecca Stoné: Hey, that was tasteful! I was making love to myself for myself, not some horny teenagers! I mean come on, look at this thing! What are you, a porno director?
Donnie DuPre: Well, Michael Bay was.
Rebecca Stoné: You will take me seriously. If I wanted to do porno again, I would go do porno again. (00:08:45)
5th Sep 2018
Transformers (Lost episode) - S1-E7
Rebecca Stoné: Donnie. Uh, uh, Tacoma said he wrote the Megan Fox character as a... a smart bad ass girl with dreams of joining the CIA as a weapons specialist.
Donnie DuPre: Yeah?
Rebecca Stoné: And you crossed that out and changed it to... whore.
Donnie DuPre: I'm just trying to keep it real to Michael Bay's portrayal of women. (00:07:05)
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5th Sep 2018
Lost in Translation (Bromance Version) - S1-E3
Tacoma Narrows: So let me get this straight, you're going to shoot a remake of a film set in Tokyo at an Anime Convention? Okay that's pretty brilliant, but we're still not going. (00:02:50)
5th Sep 2018
Wreck-It Ralph vs Angry Birds - S1-E2
Rebecca Stone: Happy Thanksgiving, motherclucker. (00:24:35)
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Narrator: Since the dawn of time, the armies of Heaven and Hell have waged an endless war. Drawn to the conflict was the Charred Council, an entity bound by ancient laws to preserve order and balance. It held that any great power, unchecked, threatened the very fabric of the universe. In time, Heaven and Hell came to honor the Council and its laws, for none were beyond the swift and terrible justice of the Council's enforcers... a fearsome brotherhood known as the Four Horsemen. Amid the turmoil, the first humans emerged. The Council foretold that these weak, but cunning creatures would someday be integral to the Balance. Thus, the third kingdom was named... the Kingdom of Man. By order of the Council, a truce was forged between Heaven and Hell. The great pact was bound by Seven Seals, to be broken at the appointed time... when Man's Kingdom stood ready for the End War... a battle that would bring balance and determine the ultimate fate of the three kingdoms.
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The Choking Grounds Gatekeeper: Hmmmm
War: I have come for the Destroyer.
The Choking Grounds Gatekeeper: My brother spoke of your coming. But a powerful curse holds me now... I cannot help you.
War: Any curse can be broken.
The Choking Grounds Gatekeeper: Yes... Perhaps... These servants of the Destroyer walk unseen within the Realm of Shadow. By their blood we are bound... By their blood shall we be free.
War: I can no longer move within the Shadow Realm. Much of my power has left me.
The Choking Grounds Gatekeeper: You need not enter it! I will grant you the power to see into the accursed realm, for a time... But, to what end? What hope have we now against the Destroyer's foul sorcery?
War: Hope will not bring you freedom.
The Choking Grounds Gatekeeper: Yes.
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Bob Callahan: You know what, don't touch me when we're on a truce. It's very patronizing.
Jerry Pierce: Yeah, it's a little weird for me too. (00:27:50)
5th Sep 2018
Hoagie: We gotta join forces. We get Jerry now... or we die.
Bob Callahan: What?
Hoagie: Eventually, you know what I mean. (00:06:35)