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Everest: You're a tiny old lady... you ain't stopping shit. (01:13:15)

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Nice: Well tonight I had to look my target in the eye while I slit her throat, so the client could watch it later... while he masturbates.
Waikiki: That's fucking gross. (00:35:15)

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Waikiki: If you knew what she could do to you with just that cup of coffee. I mean... I'm a professional, but um, this woman, she's the business. (00:26:30)

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Everest: Your room's a shithole.
The Nurse: Yeah, no maid service since 1976. (00:24:45)

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Acapulco: Hey ah, I'm in the middle of a conversation with the lady. All right? It's a party for two, so why don't you skip the fuck along?
Waikiki: You know I'm trying real hard to keep myself, to myself. But you're not going to make that easy for me, are you little man? (00:24:05)

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The Nurse: This is America, honey. 85% of what I fix is bullet holes. (00:15:20)

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Acapulco: Well hey, cops kill poor people. Poor people kill cops. It's the circle of life. Hakuna matata. (00:14:20)

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Everest: Hey... you see that badge? That means I'm a health care professional. But that knowledge goes both ways. So if you tell anybody about The Artemis... I will hunt you down and unheal the shit out of you. (00:12:25)

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Waikiki: I got a plan... I need to make a call. (00:03:55)

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I-R0k: Avatars are going to be on him like hoes on Santa. (00:33:00)

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Sorrento: I-R0k, old friend... How are you?
I-R0k: ...To be honest I have kind of a neck thing. It's like a carpel-tunnel deal, but with your neck if that's even a thing. So if you could just stand to. To your right. My right, your left. Thanks, it's a repetitive stress. (00:31:25)

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I-R0k: The Steam Punk Pirate King. I knew him well, Sorrento. There are only three things in this world I hate... Steam Punk, Pirates, and Tabbouleh. (00:31:50)

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Sleepwalkers - S11-E39

Malcolm: I'm levels of uncomfortable I didn't know existed. (00:06:40)

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Sleepwalkers - S11-E39

Nostalgia Critic: So, with my giddiness ready to burst...
[Nostalgia Critic's giddiness bursts splattering blood on Tamera and Malcolm.]
Tamera: Can't you write one year where we're not covered in blood!?
Nostalgia Critic: If I did I know I'd be doing something wrong. This is Sleepwalkers!
[Giddiness rises again and bursts more blood on Tamera and Malcolm.]
Tamera:... Is it Christmas yet?
Malcolm: Why? He's just going to cover us in more blood. (00:02:35)

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[MegaMan defeats FuseMan]
FuseMan: Short circuit!

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FuseMan: I recognize that voltage. Let's amp this up!

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FuseMan: You stir my electrons! Assault and battery!

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TundraMan: Freeze right there!

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TundraMan: Trying to take my spotlight? You're skating on thin ice.

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Dr. Light: The Double Gear system is fully installed. MegaMan, rise and shine!
Auto: Go get 'em Mega Buddy.

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