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Live Free or Die - S5-E1

Old Joe: What about that stuff you young guys wear on the end of your pricks? Speak now or forever soprano. What's up with that by the way? Why would anybody want to put a metal ring through the end of their prick?
Jesse Pinkman: What are you looking at me for?

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Leonard: I thought you were a Buddhist?
Jack: Oh I am... But you bring out the right wing Christian in me.

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Suzette: Does she have a cow?
Cap'n Hogie: Got caught in the crossfire. Cow-lateral damage. (00:18:50)

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Ash Williams: Oh, look who's shittin' in the tall grass.

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Ash Williams: Groovy.

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A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S1-E1

Fenneko: Your chill game is something to behold.

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A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S1-E1

Gori: Not gonna lie, our take no prisoners walk is murder on my back.
Washimi: Be strong, we can't show any weakness at work. I'll send you to my chiropractor.

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A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S1-E1

Haida: I don't envy you girls one bit.
Fenneko: Call us girls again, I dare you.
Haida: Women! That's what I meant.

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A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S1-E1

Director Ton: There's no tea in this tea!
Komiya: Do it again, that was sub par!
Director Ton: Naaah, let her go. It's cute, ain't it? Incompetent women are such a pain in the ass, but there better than the competent ones, am I right? HA HA HA HA!

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A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S1-E1

Retsuko: Oh, hey! I'm Retsuko. This is my very first day of work, and I couldn't be more excited about it! The things I'm gonna learn, the people I'll meet, a childhood of hopes and dreams, have all lead to this moment! From now on, I'm gonna reach for the stars! The sky's the limit!
[Retsuko leaps into the air, then falls and snaps her ankle.]
Retsuko:... RRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEE!
[Begins heavy metal screaming.]

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The Lounge Singer: Young lady, my ass.

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Bill Murray: This is so corny, but your eyes look like starlight right now.

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Paul Shaffer: Bill, where we going?
Bill Murray: You haven't quit drinking yet, have you?
Paul Shaffer: Should I?
Bill Murray: ...Good man.

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Chris Rock: I don't sing, Bill.
Bill Murray: Oh, you can sing, you're a rapper.
Chris Rock: I don't rap... do you know me!?
Bill Murray: S-Some.

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Bill Murray: You people are disgusting.

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Jackie the Talent Agent: The Murricane skulking down the back stairs like some 25-dollar-an-hour Twin Cities hooker.
Bill Murray: Go away. I told you. I don't want a manager, especially you.

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Rex Dangervest: And my middle name's Machete Ninjastar, so I know tough. And Emmett is one tough cookie. He's a cookie so tough and hard, you can't even chew it, 'cause it turns out it's not a cookie, it's a chainsaw. (00:52:20)

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Emmet Brickowski: How is there outer space under this sidewalk?
Rex Dangervest: I told you, nothing in this place makes sense. (00:48:20)

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Emmet Brickowksi: It's a dead end!
Rex Dangervest: My CPD, convenient plot device, shows there's a planet right below us! (00:47:35)

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Wyldstyle: Bruce?
Bruce Willis: Willis. Yeah. I spend a lot of time in air ducts.I definitely don't live up here... I have a home. (00:47:10)

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