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Thane: I am prince! Of course I should be king.

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Hargrave: I'll see you all court martialed!

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Zosha: Let's play Hide and Seek.

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In the Blood - S1-E4

Wilson Fisk: A woman that can be bought... isn't worth having. (00:20:20)

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Rabbit in a Snow Storm - S1-E3

Leland Owlsley: You got nothing on the juror right now.
James Wesley: She's only a piece of the puzzle.
Leland Owlsely: You ever try putting a puzzle together with a piece missing? It's damned aggravating! (00:39:55)

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Rabbit in a Snow Storm - S1-E3

Shirley: No promises, okay? Now get he hell out of my office. I have a measles outbreak to deal with, because idiot parents don't wanna vaccinate and my best nurse is out with who-the-hell-knows-what. (00:28:55)

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Rabbit in a Snow Storm - S1-E3

John Healy: I'm just gonna have faith in our judicial system... and you're gonna do your jobs.
Matt Murdock: That simple?
John Healy: That simple... And, uh...as for the man you hired you...all you need to know is, his check's gonna clear. (00:22:48)

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Rabbit in a Snow Storm - S1-E3

Silvio: Take a pass on this one, Benny... Some fights will just get you bloody. (00:09:12)

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Day of the Dumpster - S1-E1

Alpha 5: Ai-yi-yi! What do we do?
Zordon: Teleport to us, five overbearing and overemotional humans.
Alpha 5: No! Not that! Not teenagers!
Zordon: That's correct, Alpha.
Alpha 5: I was afraid of that. (00:07:20)

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Day of the Dumpster - S1-E1

Bulk: Anything you can do, I can do better. (00:05:49)

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Into the Ring - S1-E1

Matt Murdock: I'm not seeking penance for what I've done, Father... I'm asking forgiveness for what I'm about to do. (00:04:35)

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Rae Higgins: Looks like tofu has an evil cousin!

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Spider-Man - S13-E9

Nostalgia Critic: Meanwhile a nearby base is testing their vibrator grasshopper when Norman crashes the party. (00:16:55)

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Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater - S2-E1

Stewie: I say, mother, this hotdog has been on my plate for a full minute and it hasn't yet cut itself.
Lois: Honey, I'll be right there.
Stewie: Oh, by all means, take your time. Oh and when you do finally get around to it, I'll be the one covered in flies a belly that protrudes halfway to bloody Boston! (00:00:31)

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Brian: Portrait of a Dog - S1-E7

Peter: Sometimes we all need a second chance. Sometimes, we all need to forgive!
Chris: I stole ten dollars from Meg's room.
Meg: I stole ten dollars from mom's purse.
Lois: I've been making counterfeit ten dollar bills for years. (00:20:09)

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Brian: Portrait of a Dog - S1-E7

Brian: I can never go back to the way things were! Not after the way I was treated. Not after the things I've seen...
Chris: What did you see? W-Was it breasts!? (00:11:50)

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Brian: Portrait of a Dog - S1-E7

Meg: Chris, you're hogging up all the fans!
Chris: Yeah, well... You're hogging up all the ugly! (00:03:12)

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Agent H: God, we drank from that.
Agent M: Oh, God I thought it tasted like a living beard. (01:10:24)

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Officer Chandler: People being afraid of guns is silly. And I'm sick of it! (01:10:48)

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The Son Also Draws - S1-E6

Tree: Hot enough for ya?
Peter: Wha-what?
Tree: I say, hot enough for ya?
Peter: Uh, yeah, I guess...Oh my God I'm... I'm communicating with nature! Uh uh, hey um... tree! If one of you falls and there's no-one around. D-do you make a noise?
Tree: Are you kidding? Scott fell last week, he hasn't shut up about it since!
Scott: Sure! Stand there and bitch! But would any of you take the time to help me!?
Tree #3: Ooh ooh, I'm playing the world's smallest violin, Scott. (00:17:38)

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