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Dawnstar: Did you know that most stars in the sky have died out thousands of years ago? The light takes so long to get here. Its already burned out. We are looking at ghosts in the night sky. They no longer exist.

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[Stuck in traffic in the taxi.]
Karate Kid: Why is this teleportation taking so long!?

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Karate Kid: The greatest super villain of all time? More like Lex Loser!

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Aquaman: Don't make me poke a leak in that hard head of yours, Manta.

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Thomas Wayne: Where's the Joker? Where, Yo-Yo? Tell me where the Joker's funhouse is this time. While you can still talk.
Yo-Yo: Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue. Ow!
[Batman grabs her face and pulls out a blade.]
Thomas Wayne: Let me help you get it off.

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James: Look who's just joined the land of the living. I don't mean to interrupt your beauty sleep, Lord knows you need it, but the Elongated Kid murderer isn't gonna catch himself.
Barry Allen: Elongated Man was murdered!?
James: Elongated Kid.
Barry Allen: What?

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Top: Aren't you gonna do something!?
Aquaman: I am. I've got a million microbes eating the bomb's wiring.

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The Flash: Batman?
Batman: It's future tech. Difficult to disarm without setting them off, even for me.
Captain Atom: I could try to vaporize the bombs.
Wonder Woman: Yes, but you'd be vaporizing the Rogues as well.
Aquaman: Diana's right. What's plan B?

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Scout: Gravity? Who gives a crap about gravity?

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Tammy: That's not chicken. I don't know what it is, but it's not bird.
Keith Morgan: I can promise you that's 110% bird.
Tammy: Bird doesn't come out of a squeezy tube!

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Tammy: Once I got fingered by Boz Scaggs.
Pearl: Oh, Tammy.
Tammy: No, it's okay. It turns out it wasn't Boz Scaggs.

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Langston: What kind of parents are you?
Reverend Cornell Cobbs: The broken hearted kind.

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Hound: I'm like a fat ballerina, who takes scalps and slits throats!

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Hound: Come and get some! You're all gonna die!

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Hound: I'm a wicked warrior robot!

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Joshua Joyce: Oh my god! How do you say 'get the fuck out of the way' in Chinese!?

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Iron Forged in Fire: Part One - S1-E1

Howard Stark: I think I'm gona have to let Obadiah go. He's become obsessed with weapons.
Tony Stark: A million dollars says this is about the Earth Movers again.
Howard Stark: You're on!
Tony Stark: I'm gona head back and prep it before we land.
Obadiah Stane: Howard, I want to talk to you about the Earth Mover deal.
Tony Stark: [Fist pumps] Hurray! I'm rich.

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Batmobiles Racing - S1-E1

Damien Beurer: It's also atomic powered. If this thing was to explode, which it won't because it's that bad ass, it would take out anything in its path!

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Batmobiles Racing - S1-E1

Damien Beurer: Which has the turning radius of a dump truck. And you're in a city. You're in Gotham City, man!
Andy Liegl: Well which is why this has grappling hooks to shoot out the side.
Damien Beurer: One use only, you turn one corner you're screwed.
Andy Liegl: No there's more than one.

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The Ringer - S1-E1

Link: Tada! Saved your life again. Kiss me!

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