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8th Sep 2014

Equilibrium (2002)

Brandt: Always practising, cleric. I guess that’s why you’re the best.
John Preston: Maybe I’m just better.
Brandt: Something on your mind?
John Preston: Why do you ask?
Brandt: The intuitive arts, Cleric. It’s my job to know what you’re thinking.

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Equilibrium (2002)

Cop: These animals were defended by women and children. We put them down easily.
Brandt: This isn’t the first time we’ve seen this. Why do they keep these animals? Do they…do they eat them?

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8th Sep 2014

Equilibrium (2002)

Partridge: You always knew… But I being poor, I’ve only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams. I assume you dream, Preston?

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8th Sep 2014

The Nutcracker (1995)

Madam Mouserink: Okay, you win. But someday I will take my revenge. Some day the nutcracker will be destroyed!

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8th Sep 2014

The Nutcracker (1995)

Madam Mouserink; So you've broken my curse, eh? Well there's a price to be paid!

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8th Sep 2014

The Nutcracker (1995)

Marie Stahlbaum: I had to, mother. Nutcracker was in danger.
Mrs. Sthalbaum: The only one who was in danger was you. How could you have been so carless as to bump your head? We’ve all been very worried about you.
Fritz Stahlbaum: Not me! Marie’s head is so hard, the floor would crack before she would.
Mrs. Sthalbaum: That’ll be enough Fritz!

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8th Sep 2014

The Nutcracker (1995)

The Seven Headed Mouse King: Tonight is your end, Nutcracker! Long have I waited for this moment.

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8th Sep 2014

The Nutcracker (1995)

The Nutcracker: Don’t just stand there, men. Look alive!

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8th Sep 2014

The Nutcracker (1995)

Marie Stahlbaum: Ah! Look what you did, you broke him!
Fritz Stahlbaum: Guess he won’t make a very good soldier now.
Marie Stahlbaum: Oh you hurt my nutcracker… Now you can’t have him!
Fritz Stahlbaum: Will I ever survive?

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8th Sep 2014

The Nutcracker (1995)

Marie Stahlbaum: It’s time to see Godfather Drosselmeier’s present.
Marie Stahlbaum: what do you think it will be?
Fritz Stahlbaum: Hey, with Godfather Drosselmeier, you never know. One thing’s for sure, it’s gona be great!

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8th Sep 2014

The Nutcracker (1995)

Marie Stahlbaum: Gosh, this is the most wonderful Christmas ever!
Fritz Stahlbaum: Look at all these presents! I didn’t think we were good enough this year to get all this!
Marie Stahlbaum: Well… you weren’t. But I make up for it.
Fritz Stahlbaum: Ha ha, Marie. Watch it or I’ll have my soldiers attack.
[Fritz fires a toy cannon.]
Marie Stahlbaum: Uh! I am just tooooo scared for words.

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German on radio: All hope is lost! Lord, please... Save our souls!

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Civilian Driver: You're like my asshole, always holding up shit!

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[After finishing with a hooker.]
CJ: Hope I don't get pregnant.

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18th Jul 2014

Team Fortress 2

18th Jul 2014

Team Fortress 2

[After entering a Halloween server.]
Heavy: Ooophf. Heavy feel funny.

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18th Jul 2014

Team Fortress 2

Demoman: Luckily I already don't remember you.

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18th Jul 2014

Team Fortress 2

18th Jul 2014

Team Fortress 2

Engineer: How'd that plan work out for ya, dummy?

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18th Jul 2014

Team Fortress 2

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