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Death Has a Shadow - S1-E1

Charlie: What is this!?
Peter: Ah man, my kid must have taped over this for History Class.
Group: Aaawweeee!
Guy: The Statue of Liberty? What are we gonna do!?
Peter: Boys, we're going to drink till she's hot.
Quagmire: Hey, that's just crazy enough to work! (00:04:24)

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Death Has a Shadow - S1-E1

Quagmire: Hey, who want's to play drink the beer?
Peter: Right here! [Drinks]
Quagmire: Heh, you win!
Peter: All right! What do I win?
Quagmire: Another beer!
Peter: Oh I'm going for the high score!
Quagmire: Well actually, Charlie's got the high score.
Charlie: Hey, man! Your clock won't flush. (00:03:44)

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Death Has a Shadow - S1-E1

Brian: Whoa, ass ahoy. (00:02:28)

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Ash Williams: Are we going to be here... all day?

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Ash Williams: Mmhmm, that's right, that's me baby.

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Tiamat: Has the Council reduced the Horsemen to common assassins? Or has Samael bought your loyalty? Because if you are for sale, Rider... perhaps we can strike a deal?
War: You won't like my terms!

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Tiamat: You should have considered my offer! Such a pity.

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Mijo - S1-E2

Jimmy McGill: Alright, folks... It's show time!

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Dr. Woodward: He's in me, you know... As I am in him. So... When you see him next, as I'm sure you will... I'll be watching you, too. (00:56:12)

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Charles Kaznyk: We gotta go get the camera fixed and the film developed from last night.
Joe Lamb: Okay!
Charles Kaznyk: I'm gonna go steal some money from my mom. (00:28:32)

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Jen Kaznyk: So I can't go to Wendy's party or wear the shorts? Not fair!
Mrs. Kaznyk: Jennifer Anne, 'Not fair' is Africa.
Jen Kaznyk: [Storming off] Mom's racist! (00:27:10)

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Christopher Robin: You can't just take a teddy bear from a grown man! (00:39:30)

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Winnie the Pooh: How gloomy and sad... If only Eeyore were here to enjoy it. (00:26:45)

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Live Free or Die - S5-E1

Old Joe: What about that stuff you young guys wear on the end of your pricks? Speak now or forever soprano. What's up with that by the way? Why would anybody want to put a metal ring through the end of their prick?
Jesse Pinkman: What are you looking at me for?

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Leonard: I thought you were a Buddhist?
Jack: Oh I am... But you bring out the right wing Christian in me.

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Suzette: Does she have a cow?
Cap'n Hogie: Got caught in the crossfire. Cow-lateral damage. (00:18:50)

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Ash Williams: Oh, look who's shittin' in the tall grass.

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Ash Williams: Groovy.

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A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S1-E1

Fenneko: Your chill game is something to behold.

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A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S1-E1

Gori: Not gonna lie, our take no prisoners walk is murder on my back.
Washimi: Be strong, we can't show any weakness at work. I'll send you to my chiropractor.

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