Best comedy movie quotes of 2004

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Thunderbirds picture

Teacher: Mr Tracy. How kind of you to come back from outer space, Alan. I trust re-entry wasn't too rough.

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Tremors 4: The Legend Begins picture

Hiram Gummer: We will make Rejection our last bastion, our last line of defense.
Juan Padilla: Our Alamo.
Hiram Gummer: Juan, we were the losers at the Alamo.
Juan Padilla: Speak for yourself, Gringo.

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Stacy: Perhaps luck exsists somewhere between the world of planning, the world of chance, and the peace that comes from knowing that you just can't know it all.

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The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement picture

Mia Thermopolis: Just because I didn't get my fairytale ending doesn't mean you shouldn't.

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Sam: This is your one opportunity to do something that no one has ever done before and that no one will copy throughout human existence. And if nothing else, you will be remembered as the one guy who ever did this. This one thing.

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Shark Tale picture

Oscar: Sykes, the deal is off! That shark I killed was Don Lino's SON.
Sykes: I know! Ain't that great?
Oscar: Not if he finds out.

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Caterine Vauban: It is inevitable to be drawn back into human drama.

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Tom Valco: I think your mom's starting to like your grandfather hitting on her.
Drew Latham: There's a sentence you don't often hear on Christmas Eve.

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Chucky: Christ! Enough about your mother! I killed that bitch 20 years ago and she still won't shut up.

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Carla: Girlfriends, big or small, thin or fat, worship that body, it's the only one you've got.

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Pam Byrnes: In a few weeks, I'm not going to be Pam Byrnes. I'm going to be Pamela Focker.
Greg Focker: Or Byrnes-Focker, we haven't totally decided yet.
Pam Byrnes: No, no, no, I'm going to be Pamela Martha Focker. I know how that sounds but that's the name I'm taking.

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John Clasky: Worrying about your kids is sanity, and being that sane... can drive you nuts.

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Morty: I gotta get home for dinner. My wife is slowly poisoning me to death and she gets very angry if I'm late.

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The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou picture

Steve Zissou: You know I'm not good at apologizing, so I'll just skip it if it's all the same to you.

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Miles Raymond: Hey, what should I wear?
Jack: I don't know, something casual but nice. They think you're a writer.

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Julia Lambert: I've decided to retire and let myself go. I'll have potatoes for lunch and potatoes for dinner and beer. God, I love beer! And treacle pudding and cherry tart and cream, cream, cream, cream, cream, cream... as god is my judge, I'll never eat a lettuce leaf again.

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Ellis Moonsong: Why do things that start off so promisingly always have a way of ending up in the dump?
Melinda: Not for everyone.
Ellis Moonsong: Well, for anybody with any imagination. You know, life is manageable enough if you keep your hopes modest. The minute you allow yourself sweet dreams you run the risk of them crashing down.

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Dominique: You need to put it here. Don't be an idiot for once.
Janet: You need to speak English or French. Frenglish is not a language.

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Pappass: Places change like people change.

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Claire Collins: Why don't you try rubbing your knees with sandpaper until they bleed, and then kneeling down in a pan of alcohol to pray.
Ralph Walker: What grit sandpaper?

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