Best comedy movie quotes of 2004

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Seed of Chucky picture

Tiffany: I'm not getting pregnant again, I'll tell you that much. My mother always said, "Once is a blessing, twice is a curse."
Chucky: Well, that would explain your sister.

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Jack Byrnes: You knew she was pregnant?
Dina Byrnes: We all did, Jack.
Pam Byrnes: Daddy, I was going to tell you after the wedding, I swear.
Jack Byrnes: This is the reason I created the circle of trust so we could discuss these things.
Pam Byrnes: But the circle isn't going to work if you don't trust anyone that's in it, Dad.

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Spanglish picture

John Clasky: Wait don't go! Would you be willing to hang out with me for a while?
Flor Moreno: You want to hang out with me?
John Clasky: Yes.
Flor Moreno: Then I have to ask you.
John Clasky: What?
Flor Moreno: What does "hang out" mean?

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Dan Foreman: We made a deal, remember? We made a deal we'd always be honest with one another.
Alex Foreman: Dad, I was like five years old when we made that deal.
Dan Foreman: Yeah, I liked you better then.

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The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou picture

Alistair Hennessey: I'm so pissed I want to spit.

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Sideways picture

Stephanie: You're getting married on Saturday?

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Being Julia picture

Florence: I think I used to know your father in Jersey, he was a doctor, wasn't he? He used to come to our house quite often.
Julia Lambert: Actually, he was a vet, he used to go to your house to deliver the bitches. Your house was full of them.

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Melinda: I was just rubbing this lamp hoping to change my life.
Ellis Moonsong: Well, I believe in magic. In the end I think it's the only thing that can save us.

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D.E.B.S. picture

Lucy: Well, their poster child doesn't know it yet, but she's into me.

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House Of D picture

Coralie Warshaw: A man is only a man when he can be who he is wherever he is.

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Saint Ralph picture

Ralph Walker: Claire has decided to put up the Great Wall of China Defense on me. But I'm positive this whole nun thing is basically a way of denying her true feelings... understandably.

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C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America picture

John Ambrose Fauntroy: Dear friends, the colored is not ready for freedom. To free him is to make him an orphan. Liberty would be a great curse to the race.

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Chasing Liberty picture

Michelle Foster: How's your heart?
Anna Foster: It's a little bit broken.

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Bring It On Again picture

Greg: That's right, I quit too.
Tina Hammersmith: Greg you'll lose your cheerleading scholarship.
Greg: That's right, I'm stayin here! But under a cloud of shame.

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Along Came Polly picture

Claude: Luban! Look me in my eyeball. I treat her like my own flesh and blood.

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50 First Dates picture

Patient #1: Do you know who that guy is?
Patient #2: Dude, I don't even know who I am.

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Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen picture

Miss Baggoli: Press your bars, children.

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Lucky Jack: Ha! Bovine bounty hunters! Now I've seen everything.

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Captain Mack: Testicles, 1, 2... Testicles, 1, 2.

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White Chicks picture

Latrell Spencer: Oh the deception. The betrayal. Man you deceived me.
Marcus Copeland: Look man.
Latrell Spencer: Negro please. Didn't any one tell you that this was an all white party, huh? Someone get this jiggaboo away from me.

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