Ferrari: I know I lost my virginity at prom. How about you? When did you lose your virginity?
April: When I was ten.
Ferrari: Okay, moving on.
Danielle: Ooh, boxers.
Matthew: I always wear boxers. You just caught me on a weird day.
Kelly: Those crazy little fuckers man, they sure know their numbers.
Ferrari: Your name is Klitz?
Klitz: With a K.
Mrs. Kidman: Do these girls go to your high school?
Eli: No, Mrs Kidman. They're porn stars.
Eli: Learn to like it.
Kelly: Hey, you guys know Matty? I hung with him last night. Guy's the tits.
Mrs. Kidman: Eli, do those girls go to your school?
Eli: Actually, no, Mrs. Kidman, they're porn stars.
Matthew: Hey, there's the big daddy.
Dr. Salinger: Matthew, what has been going on?
Matthew: Some serious shit.
Kelly: Friends don't fuck with each other's business.
Eli: I could make a better sex-ed film with my mom.
Matthew: I'm in so much trouble.
Eli: Okay, you know what the three of us are? We're a tripod.
Klitz: A tripod?
Eli: Yes, a tripod. Which means that if you knock out one of our legs, WE-ALL-FALL.
Kelly: Ok people, let's make some fuckie Fuckie.
Eli: Dude.
Matthew: I know.
Klitz: Dude.
Matthew: I know.
Karate Guy in Porn Film: Oooh, excellent, grasshopper. And now, for the final task of your training.
Danielle: You're gonna need a harder piece of wood that that, cowboy.
Matthew: That's not her.
Eli: Yeah, it is.
Matthew: Oh, no.
Kelly: Stay in school.
Kelly: Ah, it's cool. I like runnin' errands.
Matthew: I just wanna let you know, I know who you really are, and you're better than this.





Answer: While it doesn't have anything to do with the overall plot, the crash shows just how much Matthew is afraid to do the wrong thing and perhaps how he overthinks things. As we know all he would be doing is missing a bit of school by getting in his car and driving from the school. The fact that Matthew is able to imagine an horrific crash of a security guard because of just skipping school shows how worried he is about doing the wrong thing.
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