The Girl Next Door
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Eli: I could make a better sex-ed film with my mom.

Danielle: Thank you.
Matthew: For what?
Danielle: I never went to prom.

Kelly: Friends don't fuck with each other's business.

Matthew: I just wanna let you know, I know who you really are, and you're better than this.

Matthew: Hey, there's the big daddy.
Dr. Salinger: Matthew, what has been going on?
Matthew: Some serious shit.

Danielle: So what's the craziest thing you've done lately?
Matthew: Oh I mean, it's hard to tell, you know. I've just done so much nuts stuff.
Danielle: You haven't done anything, have you?

Mrs. Kidman: Eli, do those girls go to your school?
Eli: Actually, no, Mrs. Kidman, they're porn stars.

Kelly: Ah, it's cool. I like runnin' errands.

Kelly: Hey, you guys know Matty? I hung with him last night. Guy's the tits.

Kelly: Stay in school.

Eli: Learn to like it.

Ferrari: Your name is Klitz?
Klitz: With a K.

Karate Guy in Porn Film: Oooh, excellent, grasshopper. And now, for the final task of your training.
Danielle: You're gonna need a harder piece of wood that that, cowboy.
Matthew: That's not her.
Eli: Yeah, it is.
Matthew: Oh, no.

Mrs. Kidman: Do these girls go to your high school?
Eli: No, Mrs Kidman. They're porn stars.

Ferrari: I know I lost my virginity at prom. How about you? When did you lose your virginity?
April: When I was ten.
Ferrari: Okay, moving on.

Eli: Dude.
Matthew: I know.
Klitz: Dude.
Matthew: I know.

Matthew: Oh my god, she's so hot.
Eli: What channel, dude?

Danielle: Ooh, boxers.
Matthew: I always wear boxers. You just caught me on a weird day.

Kelly: Ok people, let's make some fuckie Fuckie.

Kelly: Those crazy little fuckers man, they sure know their numbers.

Continuity mistake: When the guy goes to get in Danielle's car after he strips for her, he opens the door and the window is up; but when he closes the door, the window is down. (00:16:50)

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Trivia: In the director's commentary, Luke Greenfield revealed that during the scene where Emile Hirsch is getting a lap dance in the strip club (the scene might have been removed in the theatrical version) they had to put about 4 pillows between Emile Hirsch and the stripper. This was due to the fact that Emile Hirsch was only 17 when the film was made and under child pornography laws he could not have a naked woman touch his body. (00:42:40)

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