Best comedy movie quotes of 2004

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Envy picture

J-Man: Don't hassle me about crumbs man, because I am on the edge of the edge.

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Carla: Girlfriends, big or small, thin or fat, worship that body, it's the only one you've got.

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Captain Mack: Testicles, 1, 2... Testicles, 1, 2.

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White Chicks picture

Latrell Spencer: Oh the deception. The betrayal. Man you deceived me.
Marcus Copeland: Look man.
Latrell Spencer: Negro please. Didn't any one tell you that this was an all white party, huh? Someone get this jiggaboo away from me.

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Teacher: Mr Tracy. How kind of you to come back from outer space, Alan. I trust re-entry wasn't too rough.

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Jamal: Is he dead? Okay, I'm tired of dead people.

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Unfabulous picture

Addie Singer: Ever since Ben's Bar Mitzvah, he's been trying to make everything a right of passage.

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Walking Tall picture

Ray: This place is full of fake tits and real assholes.

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Zenon Kar: That's ridiculous. You're not old until you hit 30.
Proto Zoa: I'm 31.

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Carl Colt: [Enters betting shop.] Twenty pounds to win, Ajay Bhatt.
Vijay: Hold on, isn't he playing your brother?
Bookmaker: You should be ashamed of yourself.
Carl Colt: Yeah, but curiously, I'm not.

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Scott: "To catch a husband is an art. To hold him is a job." - Simone de Beauvoir.

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Jordan Cahill: You can't blame the location, you can only blame yourself. The suburbs are just a state of mind.

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Frank Pizzarro: What is this?
Jack Ryan: What's what?
Frank Pizzarro: Dude, this is $200. You said we made six.
Jack Ryan: Right, yeah, but $200 is your cut, cause that's the going rate for hiding in the truck.

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Customer Muhammed: Terri... what you need is a real man. A Muslim man.

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Taxi picture

Lt. Marta Robbins: On the floor, now.
Vanessa: In this skirt? I don't think so.

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John Henry 'Jack' Armstrong: What is that?
Alex Guerrero: It's a turkey baster. You're not poking that thing inside me, I don't do dick.
Fatima Goodrich: Don't look at me, I want it the old fashioned way.

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Millions picture

Damian Cunningham: I thought it was from God... who else would have that kind of money?

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Oz: What, no Jewish prayer before we have our ham and cheese?
Jimmy: You got a problem with my religiosity, Oz? Do unto others before you turn into a pillar of salt.
Jill: Exactly. Unless they're a rat. Then you can shoot them in the eyes.
Oz: A pillar of salt?
Jimmy: That's right. Moses said that. Read the bible, Oz.

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Palindromes picture

Mark Wiener: People always end up the way they started out. No one ever changes. They think they do, but they don't. If you're the depressed type now, that's the way you'll always be. If you're the mindless, happy type, that's the way you'll be when you grow up. You might lose some weight, your face might clear up, get a body tan, a breast enlargement, a sex change - makes no difference. Essentially... from in front, or from behind... whether you're thirteen or fifty, you'll always be the same.

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G: Who's taking care of your kids?
Lonnie: Jesus.

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