Alfie

Alfie (2004)

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Alfie: Anyone in the mood for a little Alfie, straight-up?

Alfie: Whenever you meet a beautiful woman, just remember somewhere there's a man who's sick of shagging her.

Alfie: I felt I needed a friend to talk to. But as it was, they were suddenly in short supply.

Alfie: If you ooze masculinity, like some of us do, you have no reason to fear pink.

Joe: You did the only thing you could do. You behaved like a gentlemen.
Alfie: I've never been accused of that before.
Joe: Don't get all choked up. You also behaved like a scheming, back-stabbing, so low could look up a snake's asshole, son of a bitch. Next time think before you unzip.
Alfie: Alright, you screwed up. So what are you gonna do, hmm? Run to the bridge? The question is, what's gonna happen with the rest of your life.

Alfie: I never... I never meant.
Marlon: ...You never mean to hurt anybody.
Marlon: But you do, Alfie.

Alfie: It seems to me the problems you worry yourself sick about never seem to materialize. It's the ones that catch you unexpectedly on a Wednesday afternoon that knock you sideways.

Alfie: Hang in mate. Come on, you can win her back. Woo her. Send flowers. Chocolates, right? Write a poem.
Wing: Dat what you do?
Alfie: Well, actually no, I've never done that. But it... maybe a way to go.
Wing: What rhyme with Blossom.
Alfie: I would try... awesome?

Alfie: In a flash I have my new year's resolution - aim higher.

Alfie: Personally, I've always suspected that everyone else is having a far merrier Christmas than I am.

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Question: Why did Alfie start to have problems Nikki when she broke a champagne glass and got a little loud on New Years? Since they went to a lot of parties and she was the wild, adventurous type, I don't understand why this surprised and offended him so much.

Answer: As I understood it, when she broke the glass, she was being a bit more wild than usual, which caused Alfie to suddenly realise that her loudness could be annoying. He found her wildness attractive to a point, but she was being more wild than he was prepared to accept.

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