Nick Vanderpark: Spray some on my butt, 'cause I just shat my pants.
J-Man: Don't hassle me about crumbs man, because I am on the edge of the edge.
J-Man: If a pretzel is a quality pretzel, it doesn't need salt. It's just a fact.
Nick Vanderpark: C'est la vie, as the Romans say.
Bosco: And when you see the J-Man, you tell him, "Bosco says we're even." And up your ass with Mobil Gas.
