Best comedy movie quotes of 2005

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory picture

Grandpa Joe: Mr. Wonka, I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory.
Willy Wonka: Were you one of those despicable spies who everyday tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copycat candy making cads?
Grandpa Joe: No, sir.
Willy Wonka: Then wonderful, welcome back.

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The Wedding Date picture

Nick Mercer: I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else.

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Hitch picture

Hitch: I just know that I want to be... Miserable. Like, *really* miserable. But hey, if that's what it takes for me to be happy, then... Wait, that didn't come out right.

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Diary of a Mad Black Woman picture

Helen: Orlando, what's going.
Orlando: I know you don't believe in fairy tales. But, if you did, I'd want to be your knight in shining armor. You've been through so much. I don't want to see you hurt anymore. Now I may not be able to give you all that your used to. But I do know I can love you past your pain. I don't want you to worry about anything. You just wake up in the morning, that's all you have to do and I'll take it from there. There's one condition. You have to be my wife.

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The 40 Year Old Virgin picture

Andy: I dated this girl for a while... She was really a... Nasty freak. She just loved to... Get down with... Sex all the time. It was like... Anytime of day... She was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty! And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"

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Wedding Crashers picture

Gloria Cleary: Don't ever leave me!
Jeremy Grey: Ever.
Gloria Cleary: Good. 'Cause I'd find you!

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Sky High picture

Gwen Grayson: I went through puberty twice for this?!

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The Ringer picture

David Patrick: We stopped off for ice cream.
Winston: When the fuck did we get ice cream?

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Corpse Bride picture

Barkis Bittern: Can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?

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The Family Stone picture

Meredith Morton: I hope I'm not putting anyone out.
Amy Stone: Me. You're putting, me out.

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Just Friends picture

Chris: I can't hear you Samantha. I can't hear you. OH! Lightbulb.

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Fever Pitch picture

Lindsey Meeks: You don't see us tangled up in the sheets with the Eiffel Tower in the background. You see the Mariners are coming in, and Pedro's pitching Friday.
Ben: No, on Saturday. Schilling's Friday.

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Zathura picture

[The astronaut is throwing food onto the table.]
Danny: Are you doing this to keep Zorgons away?
Astronaut: No, I'm doing this because I've been eating paste out of a tube for fifteen years.

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Nanny McPhee picture

Nanny McPhee: How's the reading coming along?
Evangeline: Oh... all right. I still haven't gotten to the end of the story, though.
Nanny McPhee: There's no need. You are the end of the story.

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Rumor Has It picture

Sarah: If you're gonna marry someone you might as well marry your best friend.

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Herbie: Fully Loaded picture

Maggie Peyton: What's really your problem with me racing?
Ray Peyton Sr.: 'Cause you're the spittin' image of your mom... and... I can't lose her twice.

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Fun with Dick and Jane picture

Dick Harper: Son of a bitch.
Jane Harper: That fucker.
Dick Harper: Hon, language.

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The Weather Man picture

Dave Spritz: People don't throw things at me any more. Maybe because I carry a bow around.

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Roll Bounce picture

Sweetness: Let's do this, Johnny.

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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang picture

Harry: Still gay?
Gay Perry: Me? No, I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much I can't get rid of it.

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