Best comedy movie quotes of 2005

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory picture

Grandpa Joe: Mr. Wonka, I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory.
Willy Wonka: Were you one of those despicable spies who everyday tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copycat candy making cads?
Grandpa Joe: No, sir.
Willy Wonka: Then wonderful, welcome back.

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The Wedding Date picture

Nick Mercer: I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else.

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Hitch picture

Max: There is more to life than to watch other people live it.

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The 40 Year Old Virgin picture

Andy: I dated this girl for a while... She was really a... Nasty freak. She just loved to... Get down with... Sex all the time. It was like... Anytime of day... She was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty! And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"

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Wedding Crashers picture

Gloria Cleary: Don't ever leave me!
Jeremy Grey: Ever.
Gloria Cleary: Good. 'Cause I'd find you!

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy picture

Slartibartfast: Ever heard of a place... I think it's called Norway? That was one of mine. I got an award for it.

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Sky High picture

Principal Powers: I'm not Wonder Woman, you know.

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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang picture

Harry: What?
Gay Perry: Talking money.
Harry: A talking monkey?
Gay Perry: Talking monkey yeah, yeah! Came here from the future, ugly sucker, only says "ficus."

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The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants picture

Tibby: Well, maybe sometimes it's easier to be mad at the people you trust.
Carmen: Why? Why is that?
Tibby: Because you know they'll always love you, no matter what.

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Mr. and Mrs. Smith picture

John: That's the second time you've tried to kill me today.
Jane: Oh, come on. It was just a little bomb.

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Madagascar picture

Marty: The penguins are going, so why can't I?
Alex: The penguins are psychotic.

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Corpse Bride picture

Barkis Bittern: Can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?

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Casanova picture

Servant Girl: My Lady says the pig must stay outside, but the animal, we'll take.

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The Pacifier picture

Shane Wolfe: Rule number one: never be too eager to rush your opponent.

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Be Cool picture

Steven Tyler: Look at how those legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves.

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Man of the House picture

Roland Sharp: I gave up alcohol about ten years ago.
Molly McCarthy: Didn't like yourself when you were drinking, huh?
Roland Sharp: Hell, I loved myself when I was drinking. It was the other people that had the problem.

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Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous picture

Gracie Hart: I wish you wouldn?t kiss my watch. It?s not water resistant.

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Guess Who picture

Simon Green: Why can't black people listen to country music?
Keisha Jones: Why?
Simon Green: Because every time they say "hoe-down" they think their sister got shot.

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Sahara picture

Yves Massarde: I understand you believe there is some sort of plague coming out of Mali.
Dr. Frank Hopper: We don't like to say "plague."
Yves Massarde: What do you think it is, then?
Eva Rojas: A plague.

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Fever Pitch picture

Teresa: Did you know the Titanic sank the same week Fenway Park opened?
Al: April, 1912.

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