Best comedy movie quotes of 2005

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory picture

Willy Wonka: Good morning starshine...the earth says hello!

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The Wedding Date picture

Nick Mercer: I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else.

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Hitch picture

Hitch: I just know that I want to be... Miserable. Like, *really* miserable. But hey, if that's what it takes for me to be happy, then... Wait, that didn't come out right.

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Diary of a Mad Black Woman picture

Helen: Orlando, what's going.
Orlando: I know you don't believe in fairy tales. But, if you did, I'd want to be your knight in shining armor. You've been through so much. I don't want to see you hurt anymore. Now I may not be able to give you all that your used to. But I do know I can love you past your pain. I don't want you to worry about anything. You just wake up in the morning, that's all you have to do and I'll take it from there. There's one condition. You have to be my wife.

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Andy: I dated this girl for a while... She was really a... Nasty freak. She just loved to... Get down with... Sex all the time. It was like... Anytime of day... She was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty! And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"

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Sky High picture

Gwen Grayson: I went through puberty twice for this?!

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The Ringer picture

David Patrick: We stopped off for ice cream.
Winston: When the fuck did we get ice cream?

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Corpse Bride picture

Barkis Bittern: Can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?

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Just Friends picture

Chris: I can't hear you Samantha. I can't hear you. OH! Lightbulb.

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The Weather Man picture

Dave Spritz: People don't throw things at me any more. Maybe because I carry a bow around.

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The Longest Yard picture

[Warden Hazen gets a gallon of Gatorade dumped on his head.]
Warden Hazen: That's a week in the hot box!
Battle: Who gives a shit?

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The Dukes of Hazzard picture

Daisy Duke: They planted a still on our farm.
Pauline: They planted a still? Why would they have to plant a still?
Daisy Duke: 'Cause they're too damn dumb to find our real still.

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Rumor Has It picture

Sarah: I'm not afraid of flying. I love flying. It's crashing I hate. Hate crashing.

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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang picture

Harry: Still gay?
Gay Perry: Me? No, I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much I can't get rid of it.

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Mr. and Mrs. Smith picture

John: That's the second time you've tried to kill me today.
Jane: Oh, come on. It was just a little bomb.

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Nanny McPhee picture

Great Aunt Adelaide: Incest.

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