Best comedy movie quotes of 2005

Madame Belly: What do I look like, a comedian?

Narrator: When you're a gay man, you have to feel good about yourself when a urologist says, 'Yeah. I pick you.'.

Eugene: I have done some screwing in here I guess.

Andy Fidler: I just think we should be cooperating if I'm going to be your partner.
Special Agent Derrick Vann: You are not my partner.
Andy Fidler: Really? Then what am I?
Special Agent Derrick Vann: You're my bitch. My own personal bitch. When I pull the strings, you dance. Till then, you sit there, keep your mouth shut, and don't say a word... like the puppet you are.

Nick Naylor: The message Hollywood needs to send out is 'Smoking Is Cool!'.

Pepe the Prawn: Those of you who have Dark Side of the Moon, press play now.

Kim: Monique, you were totally right.
Monique: I know... What was I right about?
Kim: The Bonnie problem. Non-issue. Who cares about "the food chain?" Ron and I are cool.
Monique: Stand by your Ron.

Marienne Hotchkiss: Dance is a very powerful drug Mr. Keane. If embraced judiciously, it can exorcise demons, access deep seated emotions and color your life in joyous shades of brilliant magenta that you never knew existed. But, one must shoulder its challenges with intrepid countenance if one is ever to reap its rewards.

Girl at Party: Your doing that babbling thing again.
Teddy Harwood: I think babbling is cool.

Adam: I may be damaged goods, but I'm goods none the less.

Rose Feller: Was I unfriendly?
Simon Stein: No. Not compared to, say, Stalin.

Singleton: Yeah, well, you play like a girl.
Hayley Goodfairer: Excuse me?

Isabelle Sorenson: Be my friend Donald, be my best friend, please, because I really need you. I always felt like you wanted us to get married or something.
Donald Morton: I never said that.
Isabelle Sorenson: Not with words. But instead of that, do you want to just be my friend?
Donald Morton: Without the sex?
Isabelle Sorenson: Without the pressure. My friendship is all I have to give. Do you want it?

Sir Nicholas: What queer finery he wears.
Geoff Tipps: I'm not queer, don't bum me.

Evil: Because when you point a finger at somebody else, you're pointing three at yourself and a thumb at the sky.

Zoe Plummer: Personal Bubble Invasion.

Luce: Don't forget me.
Rachel: I won't remember anything else.

André: It's difficult to love yourself, when nobody shows you how.

June: It is impossible to say Goodbye to someone you love. It is easier to say 'See ya Later... may be in heaven'.

Tobin: Whatever happened to World Peace?
Gracie Hart: It comes and goes.