Museum Person: Good God.
Loki: And don't you forget it.
Tim Avery: So that's why he can pee like that.
Otis: Sssssmokin.
Loki: I'm a god. I can shape-shift. I can create stuff out of nothingness. I can alter the fabric of reality. So please, quit being a knucklehead.
Daniel Moss: Who's that green guy?
Tonya Avery: Honey, you look hot.
Tonya Avery: Okay, I'm just gonna say it. That was flat out embarassing.
Loki: Okay, no let me think. What should I turn him into?
Dr. Neuman: I don't like it here.
Odin: Now, find that mask, before I open up a can of lightning on you.
Answer: Otis had been feeling neglected because Tim hasn't had as much time for him ever since Alvey was born, so he attempted to take Alvey out of the picture so he could have Tim all for himself.
Casual Person