Ryan: You know, I came over here, and I was noticing you, and well, wow. You're like... cute.
Maggie Feller: Darling, you're like twelve.
Rose Feller: Was I unfriendly?
Simon Stein: No. Not compared to, say, Stalin.
Rose Feller: What are you doing here?
Maggie Feller: I live here. What are you doing here?
Rose Feller: You live here? In an old folks home?
Maggie Feller: It's a Retirement Community for Active Seniors.
Simon Stein: You look good. You look like you.
Mrs. Lefkowitz: My son - 55 - still single.
Lewis Feldman: Gay?
Mrs. Lefkowitz: I wish - immature.
Rose Feller: I don't know what's wrong with your girls. My Marcia never uses the word vagina.
Maggie Feller: My Marcia doesn't even have a vagina.
Rose Feller: Oh, My Marcia has a vagina all right, but My Marcia's vagina is made of solid 24 karat gold.
Maggie Feller: My Marcia's vagina is so perfect, it's in a museum.
Simon Stein: Does this mean that I'm your bitch?
Rose Feller: Do you want to be my bitch?
Simon Stein: I have wanted to be your bitch since my first day at Dommel.
Rose Feller: Why can't I just stay mad at you?
Maggie Feller: Because we're a pair. Like... Sonny and Cher.
Rose Feller: They broke up.
Maggie Feller: But they remained quite close.
Michael Feller: Well, Sydelle and Marsha aren't on very good terms right now.
Rose Feller: What, did she decorate a room in last season's colors?
Michael Feller: No, she joined Jews for Jesus.
