Sara: You tricked women into...
Hitch: ...into getting out of their own way, so great guy like Albert will have a fighting chance.
Host: Sir, I must ask you to leave.
Hitch: Hold on. I want everybody to see this. This right here is exactly why falling in love is so GOD DAMN hard. Vance Mudson is a pig. And I refused to work with him. It is because of jerks like him that I even have a job. Had a job.
Hitch: I'm really sorry. When I saw him on the computer, it said "The Butcher of CadÃz." I thought it was a profession, not a headline.
Max: Spoken like a true cynic.
Sara: I'm not a cynic, I'm a realist!
Max: Or a realist masquerading as a cynic who is secretly an optimist.
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