The Family Stone (2005)

Meredith Morton: I hope I'm not putting anyone out.
Amy Stone: Me. You're putting, me out.

Meredith Morton: I don't care whether you like me or not.
Amy Stone: Of course you do.

Ben Stone: I'd want a little black baby.
Everett Stone: You already have a little black baby.
Ben Stone: Can ya dig it.

Sybil Stone: Are those mushrooms?
Meredith Morton: Yes, those are mushrooms.
Patrick Thomas: Isn't Everett allergic to mushrooms?
Meredith Morton: He is?
Ben Stone: OK, what we got going on over here? Santa's workshop. Er... OK, wha-what can I do to be of service Meredith, wha-what can I do?
Meredith Morton: Oh, well... I think I'm all set. Everett had to run some errands in town, then he and Thad are going to meet Julie's bus.
Ben Stone: Are those mushrooms?
Meredith Morton: I didn't know.

Sybil Stone: Christmas is not "clothing optional" this year - we have a guest.

Kelly Stone: We will try to welcome her back in, like a civilized family might.

John Trousdale: First thing's first: Who's Amy making out with in the ambulance?

Meredith Morton: I slept with your brother.
Everett Stone: You slept with who?
Thad Stone: Do not look at me.

Meredith Morton: Isn't there anybody that loves me?

Ben Stone: You were shovelling snow.
Meredith Morton: I... What?
Ben Stone: You were just a little girl in a flannel night gown. And you were shovelling snow from the walk in front of our house. And I was the snow, I was the snow. And everywhere it landed and everywhere it covered. You scoop me up with a big red shovel. You scoop me up.