David: You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says "I like it when balls are in my face."
[Persuading his friends the prostitute they got him was a transvestite.]
Andy: She had hands as big as Andre the Giant, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.
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