David Patrick: We stopped off for ice cream.
Winston: When the fuck did we get ice cream?
Mark: I've seen better acting on porno.
Glen: People tell us all the time what we won't ever do. Won't ever read, won't ever have a job, won't ever learn to tie my own shoes, won't ever have a girlfriend. Well I have done all those things.
Mark: But you can't tie your own shoes.
Winston: And you never had a girlfwiend.
Glen: That's right.
Winston: Hey steve, ask me any movie.
Steve Barker: Okay, hmm..."Jaws"
Winston: That's a good movie.