Wayne: So, Coach, how's your parole coming?
Coach Norton: Not good. The victim's whiny family keeps complaining.
J.D.: God! What is their problem?
Sara: Nelson do you want to be my November.
Nelson: Yes.
Hannah: I'm gonna be someone's bald bitch.
Jonathan: You are a strange and interesting woman.
Mugatu: Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.
Loni Packwood: I say this is the last straw. I came back from the war, my farm was burned down, my cows was dead. And now my wife's run off with my cousin Jeb. That son of a bitch. He took my dog.
Mike: Alright, Smallsy? Eh, you've got the best part of the dressing room, there - that's Charlton's lucky peg, that is.
Smallsy: Hey, hear that lads? I've got Bobby Charlton's lucky peg.
Mike: No - Jackie's.
The Lizard: I want McElroy kept alive.
Dakota: I don't do alive, I do dead.
Commentator 1: I think he might be ambidextrous
Commentator 2: I don't know about that Bob, but he can definitely play with both feet.
Margot: I think we're just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that.
Slim: What are you, some kind of Astronaut?
Jimmy: No, I'm some kind of bubble boy.
Carl: Weee. Llamas, llamas, llamas.
Hedwig: It's a car wash, ladies and gentlemen.
Narrator: Life is like the foam of the sea. You must dive into it.
The Monster: Nobody's afraid of me any more.
Beatrice: ...I'm afraid of you.
Kakihara: Listen, when you're giving pain to someone, don't think about the pain that person is feeling. Just concentrate on how good it feels to be causing someone pain. That's the best thing you can do for a true masochist.
Principal Prickly: I never saw Philliam again. He quit teaching, went into politics, eventually became Secretary of Education, until the president fired him for trying to get rid of recess again. Only this time it was nationwide.