Zoolander (2001)
40 quotes
Directed by: Ben Stiller
Starring: Christine Taylor, Jery Stiller, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell
Genres: Comedy
Mugatu: Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.
Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
Matilda: When I was in 7th grade, I was... the fat kid in my class.
Derek Zoolander: Ew.
Billy Zane: Hey, Derek, back on top, man.
Derek Zoolander: Thanks, Billy. You rock.
Billy Zane: No, you rock. When you gonna drop Magnum on us, buddy?
Derek Zoolander: Not yet. You gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage.
Mugatu: It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now.
Mugatu: Todd, are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?
Todd: My mistake, Jacobim.
Hansel: I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt.
Hansel: What's the dealio, yo?
Matilda: What time is it?
Derek Zoolander: Almost five.
Matilda: What? Hey, guys, that show is in three hours. Derek is dead unless we get that evidence. Do you guys.
Hansel: Whoa, whoa, easy! How 'bout a "Good afternoon, Derek and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night."
Derek Zoolander: I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.
Matilda: I became.
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?
Maury Ballstein: The designer's got your nuts in a vice! He's offering you three percent for every pair of underwear sold! what ARE you gonna DO.
Kids: Screw Him! Hold out for more.
Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realise "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Derek Zoolander: And?
Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.
Derek Zoolander: So join now, 'cause at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than just being really, really, really good looking. Right kids?
Larry Zoolander: You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.
Maury Ballstein: I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
VH1 Reporter: Derek, are you worried about Hansel?
Derek Zoolander: Uhh, not as much as I'm worried about Gretel.
Derek Zoolander: I'm not an ambi-turner.
Derek Zoolander: Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
Hansel: You is talking loco and I like it.
Continuity mistake: When Zoolander, Hansel and Matilda are drinking the tea near the end of the movie, the "steam" in Zoolander's cup keeps on changing to from overflowing the cup, to half way down and none. This is without ever refilling his cup. He can even be seen blowing some of the steam out and next thing it's full again. (00:58:00)
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