Zoolander

Zoolander (2001)

40 quotes

(5 votes)

Movie Quote Quiz

Mugatu: Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.

Larry Zoolander: Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.

Hansel: I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt.

Derek Zoolander: Why do you hate models, Matilda?
Matilda: Honestly?
Hansel: Yes.
Matilda: I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
Hansel: I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?

Mugatu: Hansel... so hot right now... Hansel.

Maury Ballstein: The designer's got your nuts in a vice! He's offering you three percent for every pair of underwear sold! what ARE you gonna DO.
Kids: Screw Him! Hold out for more.

Maury Ballstein: I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

Derek Zoolander: Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?

Mugatu: It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now.

VH1 Reporter: Derek, are you worried about Hansel?
Derek Zoolander: Uhh, not as much as I'm worried about Gretel.

Derek Zoolander: But why male models?
J.P. Prewitt: Are you serious? I just told you that a moment ago.

Mugatu: You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything.

Derek Zoolander: I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.

Mugatu: As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte.

Derek Zoolander: Now if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend.

Mugatu: Do as you are trained... and kill THE malaysian prime minister.

Larry Zoolander: You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.

Billy Zane: Hey, Derek, back on top, man.
Derek Zoolander: Thanks, Billy. You rock.
Billy Zane: No, you rock. When you gonna drop Magnum on us, buddy?
Derek Zoolander: Not yet. You gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage.

Revealing mistake: At the funeral when Derek is giving the eulogy a tombstone on the right of screen almost falls over in the wind. (00:15:55)

More mistakes in Zoolander
More trivia for Zoolander

Question: Where is that stream of water coming from on the lower left of the screen, when Matilda is on the ground from being thrown out of the spa?

Answer: It was raining and it was that water from before just running down the semi-sloped road.

More questions & answers from Zoolander
More movie quotes

Join the mailing list

Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.

Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback.