Zoolander (2001)

Mugatu: Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.

Derek Zoolander: God?
Maury Ballstein: God? What the shit are you talkin' about. It's me, Maury.

Hansel: Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude.

Larry Zoolander: Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.

Mugatu: Hansel... so hot right now... Hansel.

Mugatu: It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now.

Derek Zoolander: I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.

Larry Zoolander: You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.

Hansel: You is talking loco and I like it.

Derek Zoolander: Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am.
Matilda: What?
Derek Zoolander: A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?

Protestor: Mugatu! Screw you and your little dog too.

Derek Zoolander: What say we settle this on the runway... Han-Solo?
Hansel: Are you challenging me to a walk-off... Boo-Lander?

Derek Zoolander: How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?

Mugatu: Todd, are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?
Todd: My mistake, Jacobim.

Matilda: I became.
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?

Maury Ballstein: I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

Derek Zoolander: But why male models?
J.P. Prewitt: Are you serious? I just told you that a moment ago.

Derek Zoolander: Now if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend.

Derek Zoolander: Pretty soon, they'll be reading our eugoogaly.

Derek Zoolander: You mean, you haven't.
Matilda: Done it in a while, yeh.
Hansel: Now, what's a while? Like, eight days?