Zoolander

Zoolander (2001)

40 quotes

(5 votes)

Movie Quote Quiz

Derek Zoolander: What say we settle this on the runway... Han-Solo?
Hansel: Are you challenging me to a walk-off... Boo-Lander?

Hansel: What's the dealio, yo?

Derek Zoolander: How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?

Derek Zoolander: God?
Maury Ballstein: God? What the shit are you talkin' about. It's me, Maury.

Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realise "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Derek Zoolander: And?
Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.

Hansel: Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude.

Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

Mugatu: Todd, are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?
Todd: My mistake, Jacobim.

Larry Zoolander: Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.

Hansel: I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt.

Derek Zoolander: Why do you hate models, Matilda?
Matilda: Honestly?
Hansel: Yes.
Matilda: I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
Hansel: I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?

Mugatu: Hansel... so hot right now... Hansel.

Maury Ballstein: The designer's got your nuts in a vice! He's offering you three percent for every pair of underwear sold! what ARE you gonna DO.
Kids: Screw Him! Hold out for more.

Maury Ballstein: I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

Derek Zoolander: Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?

Mugatu: It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now.

VH1 Reporter: Derek, are you worried about Hansel?
Derek Zoolander: Uhh, not as much as I'm worried about Gretel.

Derek Zoolander: But why male models?
J.P. Prewitt: Are you serious? I just told you that a moment ago.

Continuity mistake: When Derek was giving the eulogy for his model friends, they show him from a distance and there is a barge slowly going by in the river behind him, within a second they switch to a close up and the barge is gone. (00:17:05)

More mistakes in Zoolander
More trivia for Zoolander

Question: Where is that stream of water coming from on the lower left of the screen, when Matilda is on the ground from being thrown out of the spa?

Answer: It was raining and it was that water from before just running down the semi-sloped road.

More questions & answers from Zoolander
More movie quotes

Join the mailing list

Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.

Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback.