Hannah: I'm gonna be someone's bald bitch.
Diane: If the O.J. trial taught us anything, it taught us that, in America, you can cut somebody's head off and still be innocent as long as you have enough money. Well Kansas your mom only shoot a guy.
Diane: Nobody ever got ahead by sitting on their behinds.
Lisa Janusch: ...he was a bar of chocolate and the whole school was on the rag - everybody wanted a piece.
Cleo Miller: The baby's got two heads.
Lucy Whitman: It's twins.
Diane: I'm not just super fat.
Hannah: And Tim Conoway was very funny. And they all learned a lot from the experience a.
Kansas: Wait a minute. You watched The Apple fucking Dumpling gang?
Cleo Miller: Can you imagine, Conan's head on Keanu's body? Unstoppable.
Lisa Janusch: I don't know about the Hey, but the Ho was right on.
Kansas: She's been the weak tit on this mama cat ever since this whole thing started.
Jack Bartlett: Who would you be, Count Chocula or Trix Rabbit?
Diane: Uhhh Trix.
Jack Bartlett: Me too. God I love this lady.
Kansas: My best friend got pregnant.
Mrs. Hill: Woohoo, before you?
Kansas: Yeah that's what I said too.
Cleo Miller: Did you say you are pregnant or you were pregnant. You had it, threw it out, and now you're gonna go dance all night?
Hank 'Terminator' Rogers: How many bullets do you need?
Diane: Bullets? No bullets! Oh my gosh, these are just to scare people. Kinda like a round-off, back handspring, whip back, double full. You never really use it - you just want the opposing squad to know you've got it.
Kansas: It's in the Bible, so just shut the hell up.
Kansas: Yeah? Well, how would you like me to introduce my foot into your ass.
Lucy Whitman: You just became a statistic.
Kansas: Oh, my god. I'm not the first.
Mrs. Hill: You don't look nothing like your picture.
Kansas: Grandma and Grandpa sent you a picture of a neighbor girl. They didn't want you to break out and come kidnap me.
Mrs. Hill: Thank God, I was starting to think I killed the wrong man.
