Kyle: I love the smell of bridesmaids in the morning.
Jan: Blaine! Get your penis out of the tartar sauce.
Natalie: I'm falling for Kyle.
Natalie: He's actually sweet.
Michael: Sweet? The guy screws women while they're barfing.
Carlos: I'm curious, Mr. Delaney. How did you get the money?
Michael: I guess you could say I sold my soul.
Carlos: Yeah, I see a lot of that.
Kyle: I fuck and fuck and can't get relief.
Jill: You've been a bad bad boy,.
Michael: No no no, I haven't. I've been a very good boy.
Jill: You had an overdue library book.
Jill: You don't respect books.
Michael: I love books,.
Jill: You break their bindings, and you doodle in their margins.
Jill: That's right, you are a doodle bug.
Michael: I'm not a doodle bug.
Jill: That's what you are, just a little dirty bug.