Best romance movie quotes of all time

Derek: "Stepps" ain't no square dance.
Sara: That's okay, I'll dance in circles, probably around you.

Alabama: Okey dokey doggie daddy.

Harry Burns: How long do you like to be held after sex? All night, right? See, that's your problem. Somewhere between 30 seconds and all night is your problem.
Sally Albright: I don't have a problem.
Harry Burns: Yes, you do.

Michael: You know, I invented marriage.
Pansy Milbank: Oh really?
Michael: Yep. All these people were milling around, trying to get together, everything was in chaos so I told 'em, "Have a ceremony."

Professor Turner: She fucks like an epileptic at a strobe light convention.

Mr. Azae: You don't care whether you impress people or not, do you?
Richard Sumner: You wait until you get my bill. You'll be impressed.

John: That's the second time you've tried to kill me today.
Jane: Oh, come on. It was just a little bomb.

Alberto Aragon: Just because I talk with an accent doesn't mean I think with an accent.

Lilly Moscovitz: Does this popcorn taste like pears?
Mia Thermopolis: Mmm, Genovian specialty.

Joan Wilder: You're a mondo dismo.
Jack Colton: I'm... what am I? I'm what?
Joan Wilder: You're a man who takes money from stranded women.

Hook: If I were you I'd give up!
Peter: If you were me... I'd be ugly!

Esther Hoffman: You can trash your life but you're not going to trash mine.

Mac: Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. But practice makes perfect.

Mother in Diner: Why are they doing this? Why are they doing this? They said when you got here, the whole thing started. Who are you? What are you? Where did you come from? I think you're the cause of all this. I think you're evil. Evil!

Mr. Lundie: Two hundred years ago, the highlands of Scotland were plagued with witches, wicked sorcerers that were taking the Scottish people away from the teachings of God and putting the Devil into their souls. They were indeed horrible destructive women. I dinna suppose you have such women in your country?
Tommy Albright: Witches?
Jeff Douglas: Oh we have 'em. We pronounce it differently.

Aramis: I'm not really a priest.
Blonde girl: I'm not really a lady.
Aramis: I have 10 minutes.

Richard Collier: Please, don't leave. You have no idea how far I've come to be with you.

Jane: How about a rain check?
Frank: Well, let's just stick to dinner.

Admiral Benson: Oh, by the way I would like to thank you for having us over for dinner the other night. Cheryl and I thought the stroganoff was marvelous.
Lt. Commander Block: But sir, we didn't have dinner the other night.
Admiral Benson: Really? Then where the hell was I? And who's this Cheryl?

Dean: Do you have any idea how much therapy you people need?