Calamity Jane: Excitement? Why, I got more arrows in the back of that coach than a porcupine has got stickers.
Calamity Jane: Make mine sarsparilly.
Calamity Jane: Whip, crack, away.
Calamity Jane: That's better. Next time I tell a story, keep your hands in your pockets you toothless old buffalo.
Wild Bill Hickok: That's a right-smart looking harness you got on there.
