Mia Thermopolis: Oh my God, you're here.
Lilly Moscovitz: I know.
Mia Thermopolis: In Genovia.
Lilly Moscovitz: I know.
Mia Thermopolis: You're in my closet.
Lilly Moscovitz: Yeah.
Mia Thermopolis: You're blonde.
Lilly Moscovitz: I'm blonde.
Lilly Moscovitz: Does this popcorn taste like pears?
Mia Thermopolis: Mmm, Genovian specialty.
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: A princess never chases a chicken.
Mia Thermopolis: Just because I didn't get my fairytale ending doesn't mean you shouldn't.
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Nepotism belongs in the arts, not in plumbing.
Nicholas Devereaux: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, with hair so fine. Come out your window, climb down the vine.
Mia Thermopolis: The feat you ask, dear sir, isn't easy. And I won't respond to that line, it's far too cheesy.
Mia Thermopolis: Just remember, you are a princess.
Mia Thermopolis: I thought you said you never slide?
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Oh I don't, but I have done a lot of flying in my day.
Lady's Maid Brigitte: Princess Mia, a strange woman came in here and asked to hide in your closet so I let her.
Mia Thermopolis: Well, dear, that probably wasn't the best idea.
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I know it's short notice, but you were all dressed.
Mia Thermopolis: I have my own mall.
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Dear Joseph, am I too late to ask you to accept my hand in marriage?
Joe: I thought you'd never ask.
Security Guard Lionel: Your Majesty, I would gladly take a bullet for you.
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Oh, how brave. Most interns don't even want to fetch me my tea.
Security Guard Shades: The Sparrow is taking off.
Charlotte Kutaway: The Eagle is flying for the last time.
Joe: With this ring, I thee - finally - wed.
Nicholas Devereaux: I haven't danced with you since your birthday.
Mia Thermopolis: That's a fact, not a secret.
Nicholas Devereaux: The secret is, I still want to.
Joe: I would kneel if it weren't for my knee replacement.
Mia Thermopolis: Oh, by the way, I'm getting married.
Lilly Moscovitz: To who?
Mia Thermopolis: I don't know.
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: The Queen is never late, everybody else is simply early.
Chosen answer: This makes it more dramatic when they finally show her face and the audience sees how much Mia has grown up since the last movie.
Phixius ★