Woman in 5K: Can I help you?
Agent J: Uh... K?
Woman in 5K: 5K
Agent J: Uh... Um, I'm sorry, is that chocolate milk? Can I-? I'm so sorry. I don't know what...
[Agent J begins drinking the little girls' milk.]
Girl: Mommy, the President is drinking my milk.
Agent J: Mmm. I'm sorry.
Girl: He didn't say please.
Oscar: Yo that was crazy, right? Who knew? I mean it's all set, we good to go, we had the money. And he trips underwater. Who in the hell-o-but trips underwater? And by the way, on what?
Oscar: Any shark that comes around in Oscar town is going down! I get poetic! In the heat I get poetic.
Katie Current: Oscar, are you going to continue working at the wash?
Oscar: Please, I barely work here now.
Oscar: What is with y'all living in a love boat? You're supposed to be the MOB, get yourselves a decent hideout.
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