Marcus Burnett: Oh, man, that was cold.
Detective Sanchez: Yeah, so was your mama's bed.
Marcus: Mike! Please!
Mike: What? I'm paying attention. See? look...
Marcus: All I see is this scattered ass in here.
Mike: Everyone wants to be like Mike. [Singing] "I wanna be, I wanna be like Mike".
Marcus: If it were me, I'd a dunked it on ya ass.
Fouchet: I like it when a woman takes pride in her appearance. Don't you?
Casper: Yeah, I hate it when a bitch lets herself slide.
Mike Lowrey: Hey, hey, what's this having-a-picnic shit in my car?
Marcus Burnett: Look man, I ain't getting my sex at home, OK? Don't deny me this.
Mike Lowrey: What are you talking about, man? You sleep with a beautiful woman everyday.
Marcus Burnett: I'm married. That's what married means. It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.