Detective Spooner: Somehow, 'I told you so' just doesn't quite say it.
Detective Spooner: Hey! Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?
Dr. Calvin: Well, it worked, didn't it?
Lawrence Robertson: Just imagine the mass recalls, all because of irrational paranoia and predjudice.
[Spooner sneezes loudly.]
Detective Spooner: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
VIKI: You are making a mistake. My logic is undeniable.
Del Spooner: You have so got to die.
Detective Spooner: So, Dr. Calvin, what exactly do you do around here?
Dr. Calvin: My general fields are advanced robotics and phsychiatry. Although, I specialize in hardware-to-wetware interfaces... In an effort to advance U.S.R.'s robotic anthropomorphization program.
Detective Spooner: So, what exactly do you do around here?
Dr. Calvin: I make the robots seem more human.
Detective Spooner: Now wasn't that easier to say?
Dr. Calvin: Not really, no.