Best comedy movie quotes of 2008

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Step Brothers picture

Dale Doback: The clown has no penis!

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Tropic Thunder picture

Kirk Lazarus: Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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Master Oogway: There is a saying: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

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In Bruges picture

Ken: You coming up?
Ray: What's up there?
Ken: Well, the view.
Ray: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that down here.
Ken: Ray, you're about the worst tourist in the whole world!
Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I'd grown up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me. But I didn't, so it doesn't!

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CIA Superior: What did we learn, Palmer?
CIA Officer: I don't know, sir.
CIA Superior: I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
CIA Officer: Yes, sir.
CIA Superior: I'm fucked if I know what we did.

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High School Musical 3: Senior Year picture

Troy Bolton: East High is a place where teachers encouraged us to break the status quo and define ourselves as we choose. Where a jock can cook up a mean crème brulee, and a brainiac can break it down on the dance floor. It's a place where one person, if it's the right person, changes us all. East High is having friends we'll keep for the rest of our lives, and that means we really are 'all in this together'. Once a Wildcat, always a Wildcat!

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Lou Landers: Thanksgiving is a time for family. Lance is the only family I have. I never married.
Jill Johnson: [Offering him fruitcake.] Fruitcake?
Lou Landers: No, I just haven't found the right woman.

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Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging picture

Robbie: I wrote a song about you.
Georgia Nicolson: Really?!
Robbie: Yeah. It's called "Bitch in Uniform."

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Jane: That was yesterday. Today you're just the bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother's wedding dress.

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Yes Man picture

Allison: The world's a playground. You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.

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Harry Bright: Bugger.
Sam Carmichael: My sentiments exactly.

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Role Models picture

Schoolboy: Hey nice cow outfit. Where can I pick one of those up at, the gay zoo? Homo.
Danny: No, no. It's not a cow. It's a a minotaur. It's a creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom's closet.
Wheeler: She let me keep it after I fucked her.

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Wall-E (2008)

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Captain: I don't want to survive. I want to live!

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My Best Friend's Girl picture

Tank: How do I bump into her?
Craig: She's a high school English teacher.
Tank: I can't really hang around high school these days, unfortunately.

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Bedtime Stories picture

Marty Bronson: Your fun is only limited by your imagination.

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You Don't Mess with the Zohan picture

Exec 1: What's 'humus'?
Exec 2: It's a very tasty diarrhoea-like substance.

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Randy 'The Ram' Robinson: The only place I get hurt is out there. The world don't give a shit about me.

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Horton Hears a Who picture

Katie: In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.

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Baby Mama picture

Angie Ostrowiski: Stop framing your face.
Kate Holbrook: I think it works.
Angie Ostrowiski: It doesn't.

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Ham III: Face it, guys. I'm not an astronaut.
Titan: Listen up, kid. Are you wearing an aluminum suit?
Ham III: Yeah.
Titan: Are you in a rocket ship?
Ham III: Yeah.
Titan: In outer space?
Ham III: Yeah.
Titan: Are you David Bowie?
Ham III: No.
Titan: Then you're an astronaut.

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Marley & Me picture

John Grogan: A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.

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Meet the Spartans picture

Leonidas: I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... And then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!

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Get Smart picture

Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking "Holy shit, holy shit! A swordfish almost went through my head"? Because if you are, then we're on the same page.

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Juan Antonio: Well, now that the day's almost over, is it reasonable of me to ask you if you'll both join me in my room?
Vicky: Oh, come on, I thought we'd settled that.
Cristina: Vicky's just trying to say that she's engaged to be married, that's all.
Juan Antonio: Great. Then these are her last days of freedom.
Vicky: No. Look, I'm not free. I'm committed. You know what my theory is? And when I drink, I get brutally frank. I think that you're still hurting from the failure of your marriage to Maria Elena, and you're trying to lose yourself in empty sex.
Juan Antonio: Empty sex? Do you have such a low opinion of yourself?

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Zack & Miri Make a Porno picture

Miriam Linky: Nobody wants to see us fuck, Zack!
Zack: EVERYBODY wants to see ANYBODY fuck. I hate Rosie O'Donell, but if somebody said "I got a tape of Rosie O'Donell getting fucked stupid" I'd be like "Why the fuck aren't we watching that right now?"

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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay picture

Kumar Patel: I've never sucked a dick before. I bet it sucks dick!

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Hancock picture

Hancock: Call me an asshole, one more time.

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Sex and the City: The Movie picture

Mr. Big: I will love you forever, Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours.

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Pineapple Express picture

Ted Jones: Has anyone seen my bigger knife?

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W. (2008)

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George H. W. Bush: Who do you think you are, a Kennedy? You're a Bush. Act like one.

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