Best comedy movie quotes of 2008

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Step Brothers picture

Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

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Tropic Thunder picture

Kirk Lazarus: Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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Kung Fu Panda picture

Master Oogway: There is a saying: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

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Burn After Reading picture

CIA Superior: What did we learn, Palmer?
CIA Officer: I don't know, sir.
CIA Superior: I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
CIA Officer: Yes, sir.
CIA Superior: I'm fucked if I know what we did.

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In Bruges picture

Ray: One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.

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Yes Man picture

Allison: The world's a playground. You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.

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Role Models picture

Schoolboy: Hey nice cow outfit. Where can I pick one of those up at, the gay zoo? Homo.
Danny: No, no. It's not a cow. It's a a minotaur. It's a creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom's closet.
Wheeler: She let me keep it after I fucked her.

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27 Dresses picture

Jane: That was yesterday. Today you're just the bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother's wedding dress.

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High School Musical 3: Senior Year picture

Troy Bolton: East High is a place where teachers encouraged us to break the status quo and define ourselves as we choose. Where a jock can cook up a mean crème brulee, and a brainiac can break it down on the dance floor. It's a place where one person, if it's the right person, changes us all. East High is having friends we'll keep for the rest of our lives, and that means we really are 'all in this together'. Once a Wildcat, always a Wildcat!

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Harry Bright: Bugger.
Sam Carmichael: My sentiments exactly.

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Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging picture

Robbie: I wrote a song about you.
Georgia Nicolson: Really?!
Robbie: Yeah. It's called "Bitch in Uniform."

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Lou Landers: Thanksgiving is a time for family. Lance is the only family I have. I never married.
Jill Johnson: [Offering him fruitcake.] Fruitcake?
Lou Landers: No, I just haven't found the right woman.

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Wall-E picture

Captain: I don't want to survive. I want to live!

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Get Smart picture

Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking "Holy shit, holy shit! A swordfish almost went through my head"? Because if you are, then we're on the same page.

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My Best Friend's Girl picture

Tank: [sitting watching "Ghost" and crying.] God, I'm a fag.

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Horton Hears a Who picture

Katie: In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.

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Bedtime Stories picture

Marty Bronson: Your fun is only limited by your imagination.

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You Don't Mess with the Zohan picture

Exec 1: What's 'humus'?
Exec 2: It's a very tasty diarrhoea-like substance.

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The Wrestler picture

Randy 'The Ram' Robinson: The only place I get hurt is out there. The world don't give a shit about me.

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Vicky Cristina Barcelona picture

Juan Antonio: Well, now that the day's almost over, is it reasonable of me to ask you if you'll both join me in my room?
Vicky: Oh, come on, I thought we'd settled that.
Cristina: Vicky's just trying to say that she's engaged to be married, that's all.
Juan Antonio: Great. Then these are her last days of freedom.
Vicky: No. Look, I'm not free. I'm committed. You know what my theory is? And when I drink, I get brutally frank. I think that you're still hurting from the failure of your marriage to Maria Elena, and you're trying to lose yourself in empty sex.
Juan Antonio: Empty sex? Do you have such a low opinion of yourself?

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