Lou Landers: Thanksgiving is a time for family. Lance is the only family I have. I never married. Jill Johnson: [Offering him fruitcake.] Fruitcake? Lou Landers: No, I just haven't found the right woman.
Uncle Albert: How can you say that? I've been like a father to you! I raised you, just like your father did! I believed in you, just like your father did! I slept with your mother, just like your father did!