Best movie quotes of 2008

Movie Quote Quiz
The Dark Knight picture

The Joker: Why so serious?

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Step Brothers picture

Dale Doback: The clown has no penis!

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Taken (2008)

Taken picture

Bryan: I was told I have 96 hours. That was sixteen hours ago.
Jean Claude: Okay, first we should find the spotter.
Bryan: I found him. He's dead.
Jean Claude: You found him that way? Bryan, you cannot just run around, tearing down Paris.
Bryan: Jean Claude, I will tear down the Eiffel Tower if I have to.

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Twilight picture

James: You're alone... Because you're faster than the others. But not stronger...
Edward Cullen: I'm strong enough to kill you.

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Iron Man picture

Tony Stark: My old man had a philosophy: Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.
Christine Everheart: That's a great line coming from the guy selling the sticks.

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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button picture

Benjamin Button: Some people were born to sit by a river. Some get struck by lightning. Some have an ear for music. Some are artists. Some swim. Some know buttons. Some know Shakespeare. Some are mothers. And some people dance.

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Tropic Thunder picture

Kirk Lazarus: Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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Kung Fu Panda picture

Master Oogway: There is a saying: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

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In Bruges picture

Ray: One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.

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Burn After Reading picture

CIA Superior: What did we learn, Palmer?
CIA Officer: I don't know, sir.
CIA Superior: I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
CIA Officer: Yes, sir.
CIA Superior: I'm fucked if I know what we did.

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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull picture

Dean Charles Stanforth: We seem to have reached the age where life stops giving us things and starts taking them away.

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The Incredible Hulk picture

Abomination: General! Any last words?
Hulk: Hulk...SMASH!

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The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian picture

Aslan: Things never happen the same way twice, dear one.

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Superhero Movie picture

Lou Landers: Thanksgiving is a time for family. Lance is the only family I have. I never married.
Jill Johnson: [Offering him fruitcake.] Fruitcake?
Lou Landers: No, I just haven't found the right woman.

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Mamma Mia! picture

Harry Bright: Bugger.
Sam Carmichael: My sentiments exactly.

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Role Models picture

Schoolboy: Hey nice cow outfit. Where can I pick one of those up at, the gay zoo? Homo.
Danny: No, no. It's not a cow. It's a a minotaur. It's a creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom's closet.
Wheeler: She let me keep it after I fucked her.

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Gran Torino picture

Walt Kowalski: Here these three items right here, some WD-40, vice grips, and some duct tape. Any man worth his salt can do half the household chores with just these three things.

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Yes Man picture

Allison: The world's a playground. You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.

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27 Dresses picture

Jane: That was yesterday. Today you're just the bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother's wedding dress.

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Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging picture

Robbie: I wrote a song about you.
Georgia Nicolson: Really?!
Robbie: Yeah. It's called "Bitch in Uniform."

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High School Musical 3: Senior Year picture

Troy Bolton: East High is a place where teachers encouraged us to break the status quo and define ourselves as we choose. Where a jock can cook up a mean crème brulee, and a brainiac can break it down on the dance floor. It's a place where one person, if it's the right person, changes us all. East High is having friends we'll keep for the rest of our lives, and that means we really are 'all in this together'. Once a Wildcat, always a Wildcat!

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The Reader picture

Michael: I'm not frightened. I'm not frightened of anything. The more I suffer, the more I love. Danger will only increase my love. It will sharpen it, it will give it spice. I will be the only angel you need. You will leave life even more beautiful than you ended it. Heaven will take you back and look at you and say: Only one thing can make a soul complete and that thing is love.

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Wall-E (2008)

Wall-E picture

Captain: I don't want to survive. I want to live!

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My Best Friend's Girl picture

Professor Turner: She fucks like an epileptic at a strobe light convention.

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Horton Hears a Who picture

Katie: In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.

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The Wrestler picture

Randy 'The Ram' Robinson: The only place I get hurt is out there. The world don't give a shit about me.

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Righteous Kill picture

Turk: Most people respect the badge. Everyone respects the gun.

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Death Race picture

Hennessey: Okay cocksucker. Fuck with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk.

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RocknRolla picture

Archie: People ask the question... What's a RocknRolla? And I tell 'em - it's not about drums, drugs, and hospital drips, oh no. There's more there than that, my friend. We all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, other the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different. Why? Because a real RocknRolla wants the fucking lot.

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You Don't Mess with the Zohan picture

Exec 1: What's 'humus'?
Exec 2: It's a very tasty diarrhoea-like substance.

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