Anna Stone: ...if this doctor is trying to woo you while you're still married, what makes you think he won't do that with someone else?
Doctor's Wife: The only thing more terrifying than blindness is being the only one who can see.
Chloe: You don't scare me anymore.
Diablo: Then why are you shaking?
Chloe: Cause I am a Chihuahua.
Gloria: Found any water yet?
Moto Moto: No, just more diamonds and gold.
April Wheeler: You're just some guy who made me laugh at a party once.
Klaatu: If the Earth dies, you die. If the human race dies, the Earth survives.
Tuvia Bielski: If we should die trying to live, at least we live like human beings.
John Grogan: A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.
Nathan Wallace: I'm the monster. I'm the villain. What perfection. What precision! Keen incisions, I deliver. Unscathed organs, I deliver. Repossession, I deliver. I'm the Repo! Legal assassin!
Father Brendan Flynn: I can fight you.
Sister Aloysius Beauvier: You will lose.
Maria Merryweather: How can I possibly go to live in the country? It's full of... the countryside.
Charles Bronson: You don't want to be trapped inside with me sunshine. Inside, I'm somebody nobody wants to fuck with do you understand? I am Charlie Bronson, I am Britain's most violent prisoner.
Ernesto Che Guevara: Homeland or death.
Muddy Waters: You and me not gonna wake up every morning and get everything we want. Mostly we got to take what come. And half the time, that's gonna be a bunch of bullshit.
Iridessa: Be careful, Rosetta, she may faint! Elevate her legs! No, wait! I mean the head! Wait, okay, if she's red, raise the head, if she's pale, raise the tail. Does she look pale or red?
Rosetta: ...She looks squished.
Yôko: Jesus, I approve of you as the only cool man besides Kurt Cobain.
Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking "Holy shit, holy shit! A swordfish almost went through my head"? If so, yes.
Camille: So, what's your interest in Greene?
James Bond: Among other things, he tried to kill a friend of mine.
Camille: A woman?
James Bond: Yes. But it's not what you think.
Camille: Your mother?
James Bond: She likes to think so.
Durell: Promise me somethin. Promise me you'll be better than me.
Durell Jr.: OK. You promise me somethin. Promise me you won't let mom take me to Atlanta. Please.