Angie Ostrowiski: Stop framing your face.
Kate Holbrook: I think it works.
Angie Ostrowiski: It doesn't.
Adrienne Willis: I know you've only ever known your father and me. And I love Jack, because he is your father. But there's another kind of love, Amanda. One that gives you the courage to be better than you are, not less than you are. One that makes you feel that anything is possible. I want you to know that you could have that. I want you to hold out for it.
Christine Collins: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Drover: We're not really used to...
Lady Sarah Ashley: A woman? I suppose you think I should be back in Darwin, at the church fete or a lady's whatever you call it. Well I will have you know, I am as capable as any man.
Drover: Guests. We're not used to guests is what I was about to say, but now that you mention it I happen to quite like the women of the outback.
Mr. Big: I will love you forever, Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours.
Michael Carson: Don't be scared, mommy. He just wants to come play with us.
Leann Cole: That's not my ringtone.
Detective Eric Box: Hi, I'm Detective Box.
Arthur James Elmer: Unusual name.
Detective Eric Box: Well, it wasn't up to me.
Will: I never told you the happy ending.
Maya: What is it?
Will: You.
Chase Collins: She has more talent, more conviction than anyone else I know.
Ashley: Dan! Sorry, the phone scared me so I killed it.
Emma: You can't find something if you don't know what you're looking for.
Jerry: [Talking about The Lion King] It's deeply deep. 'Cause the uncle kills the nephew's father.
Old Lady: Which is his brother.
Jerry: That's his brother. He kills his own brother, right? That's some heavy Shapeskearean shit.
Mike: [laughs]
Jerry: What's funny?
Mike: Shape...nothing.
Brandon King: Who wants to play lets start shootin' people?
James Wetherhold: Vanessa here is the perfect little housewife. I mean daughter.
Vanessa Wetherhold: Yes, if by perfect you mean not retarded, slash suffering from insurmountable credit card debt, then yes, I'm indeed perfect.
Dr. Paul Faulkner: We see what we look at. But the way we see things is affected by what we know.
Tom: Nobody in the world makes me laugh the way you do. You're my best friend. I just wanna be with you.