Drover: We're not really used to...
Lady Sarah Ashley: A woman? I suppose you think I should be back in Darwin, at the church fete or a lady's whatever you call it. Well I will have you know, I am as capable as any man.
Drover: Guests. We're not used to guests is what I was about to say, but now that you mention it I happen to quite like the women of the outback.
Michael Carson: Don't be scared, mommy. He just wants to come play with us.
Mr. Big: I will love you forever, Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours.
Sonja Jones: He had a personality problem with Orson.
Richard Samuels: Meaning?
Sonja Jones: Meaning he had a personality.
R.I.P.L.E.Y.: A strange game. The only way to win is not to play,.
Richie Nix: I read about this guy once who weighed 1200 pounds. Can you believe that? For breakfast he'd have like 2 pounds of bacon, a dozen eggs, some rolls. Then for lunch he'd have 4 hamburgers, 4 double cheeseburgers, 8 boxes of fries. For dinner: 3 ham steaks, 6 sweet potatoes, 6 or 7 regular potatoes, some stuffing.
Nina Metro: She's really sick. She needs to see a doctor, but she's so stubborn we can't talk her into it.
Graham Sloan: Well, where's her dad?
Nina Metro: He's on location in Italy.
Graham Sloan: That's an answer?
Nina Metro: She needs help, Graham.
Graham Sloan: Why do you think I can help her?
Nina Metro: Well, aren't you the one that loves her?
Graham Sloan: What's that gonna fix? Is that gonna help her?
Joe: Where there's money, there's competition and the guy paying me usually wins.
James Wetherhold: Vanessa here is the perfect little housewife. I mean daughter.
Vanessa Wetherhold: Yes, if by perfect you mean not retarded, slash suffering from insurmountable credit card debt, then yes, I'm indeed perfect.
Emperor Wilhelm: We need men like him. I supposed we'll have to give you another promotion, Richthofen. You are a real hero. I take it the ladies are all over you.
Manfred von Richthofen: There aren't many ladies at 10,000 feet, your Majesty.
Leann Cole: That's not my ringtone.
Chase Collins: She has more talent, more conviction than anyone else I know.
Larry: I'm gonna shove that BlackBerry up where it's gonna be a BrownBerry.
Sydney Wells: See, I have a connection with your daughter.
Rosa Martinez: Dios mio. You have her eyes.
High School Student: Wait, aren't you the freshman they tied to the snowman penis?
Bobby Funke: Sophomore.
Sameer's Mother: There are things you must do with women that you cannot do with men.
Will: I never told you the happy ending.
Maya: What is it?
Will: You.