The Dark Knight
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Lucius Fox: Anything else you can trouble me for?
Bruce Wayne: I need a new suit.
Lucius: Yeah. Three buttons is a little 90's, Mr. Wayne.
Bruce: I'm not talking fashion, Mr. Fox, so much as function.
Lucius: [Looking at new batsuit design] You wanna be able to turn your head.
Bruce: Sure make backing out the driveway easier.

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Coleman Reese : I want...$10 million a year, for the rest of my life.
Lucius Fox: Let me get this straight. You think that your client...one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? [Long pause] Good luck.

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Alfred Pennyworth: Will you be wanting the Batpod, sir?
Bruce Wayne: In the middle of the day, Alfred? Not very subtle.
Alfred: The Lamborghini, then. Much more subtle.

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The Joker: Why so serious?

The Joker: Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know what the thing about chaos is? It's fair.

Alfred Pennyworth: So I supose they'll be arresting me for being your accomplice, sir.
Bruce Wayne: Accomplice?I'm gonna tell them the whole thing was your idea.

The Joker: I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... Stranger.

Gambol: You think you can steal from us and get away with it?
The Joker: Yeah.

The Joker: If you are good at something, never do it for free.

Harvey Dent: The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you the dawn is coming.

The Joker: Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push.

Party guest: We're not intimidated by thugs.
Joker: You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father.

The Joker: You won't kill me out of some mis-placed sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun.

Bruce Wayne: I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight. But this is different. They crossed the line.
Alfred Pennyworth: You crossed the line first, sir. You hammered them. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn't fully understand. Some men aren't looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Joker: And I thought my jokes were bad.
Gambol: Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy pull your head off.
Joker: How about a magic trick?

Gambol: You're crazy.
The Joker: I'm not. No, I'm not.

[To the group of mobsters.]
The Joker: This suit wasn't cheap. You ought to know; you bought it.

The Joker: You see, it's all part of the plan.

Harvey Dent: What was that name you all had for me down at the D.A.'s office? Say it. SAY IT!
Commissioner Gordon: Two Face, Harvey Two Face. (01:02:20)

The Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars?

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