The Dark Knight
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The Joker: Why so serious?

The Joker: Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know what the thing about chaos is? It's fair.

The Joker: I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... Stranger.

Gambol: You think you can steal from us and get away with it?
The Joker: Yeah.

Alfred Pennyworth: So I supose they'll be arresting me for being your accomplice, sir.
Bruce Wayne: Accomplice?I'm gonna tell them the whole thing was your idea.

The Joker: If you are good at something, never do it for free.

Harvey Dent: The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you the dawn is coming.

The Joker: Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push.

Party guest: We're not intimidated by thugs.
Joker: You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father.

The Joker: You won't kill me out of some mis-placed sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun.

Bruce Wayne: I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight. But this is different. They crossed the line.
Alfred Pennyworth: You crossed the line first, sir. You hammered them. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn't fully understand. Some men aren't looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Joker: And I thought my jokes were bad.
Gambol: Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy pull your head off.
Joker: How about a magic trick?

Gambol: You're crazy.
The Joker: I'm not. No, I'm not.

[To the group of mobsters.]
The Joker: This suit wasn't cheap. You ought to know; you bought it.

The Joker: You see, it's all part of the plan.

Harvey Dent: What was that name you all had for me down at the D.A.'s office? Say it. SAY IT!
Commissioner Gordon: Two Face, Harvey Two Face. (01:02:20)

The Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars?

The Joker: You wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the little emotions. You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.

Batman: Why do you want to kill me?
The Joker: I don't want to kill you. What would I do without you?

Harvey Dent: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

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