Brother Silence: As if killing the bard impresses us.
Jane: That was yesterday. Today you're just the bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother's wedding dress.
Robbie: I wrote a song about you.
Georgia Nicolson: Really?!
Robbie: Yeah. It's called "Bitch in Uniform."
Exec 1: What's 'humus'?
Exec 2: It's a very tasty diarrhoea-like substance.
Gloria: Found any water yet?
Moto Moto: No, just more diamonds and gold.
Jackie Moon: Fuck you Clarence! Spumoni.
Chloe: You don't scare me anymore.
Diablo: Then why are you shaking?
Chloe: Cause I am a Chihuahua.
John Grogan: A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.
Shane Gray: That's the song.
Nate: So that must be the girl.
Jason: Ya think?
Emmit: You're the bitch.
Filkins: Huh?
Emmit: Aaaaah that's right.
Massie Block: Loser, loser, double loser, whatever, as if, get the picture, duh.
Nim Rusoe: Nobody invades my island and gets away with it.
Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking "Holy shit, holy shit! A swordfish almost went through my head"? If so, yes.
Molly Johnson: All the world's great civilizations have followed the same path. From bondage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to complacency, from complacency to apathy, from apathy back to bondage. If we are to be the exception to history, then we must break the cycle, for those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
Delaney: What? Han Solo ain't never had no sex with Princess Leia in the Star War!
Nick: If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy.
Millicent Weems: Caden Cotard is a man already dead, living in a half-world between stasis and antistasis. Time is concentrated and chronology confused for him. Up until recently he has strived valiantly to make sense of his situation, but now he has turned to stone.
Scott Bartlett: So are we really going to like do it?
Adrianna Bragg: Do you really think we should talk about it?
Yôko: Jesus, forgive these morons.