Directed by: Gurinder Chadha
Starring: Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Alan Davies, Georgia Groome, Karen Taylor
Robbie: I wrote a song about you.
Georgia Nicolson: Really?!
Robbie: Yeah. It's called "Bitch in Uniform."
Georgia Nicolson: If you haven't noticed I am a woman now. I wear a bra!
Georgia Nicolson: Look, I can't go out with you, because...because...because I'm a lesbian.
Dave the Laugh: You're beautiful.
Continuity mistake: When the Ace Gang are sitting down talking about the snogging scale, Rosie has a lip gloss, passes it to Jas, Jas uses it, gives it back to Rosie, who gives it to Ellen, Ellen uses it, then gives it to Georgia. In the next shot, Rosie has it again without it being passed back along.