Semi-Pro

Semi-Pro (2008)

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Jackie Moon: In the anals of history people are going to be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl.

Father Pat the Ref: Corndogs, Jackie! Corndogs, for all these people.

Clarence 'Coffee' Black: Who the fuck is Bambi?

Jackie Moon: It feels like I got cat piss in my eyes.

Dick Pepperfield: Well, we've got an especially dirty hippy here down on the court trying to sink an impossible shot.

Dick Pepperfield: Here comes the Alley... and there goes the Oop.

Jackie Moon: Use small children as shields, bears like soft tender meat.

Jackie Moon: Everyone can eat shit! A big bag of shit.

Jackie Moon: There'll be a lotta television cameras out there so we just gotta be tip top.
Clarence 'Coffee' Black: So what's the plan?
Jackie Moon: Brought a secret weapon. It's going to make us look extra cool on Tv.
Bee Bee Ellis: What the hell is that?
Jackie Moon: It's eyeliner dummy. Now who's first? Monix?
Monix: Oh yeah... Let me get a fresh Maxi-Pad outta my purse.

Dick Pepperfield: Jackie's teammates doing just an awful job of stabilizing his spine off the court.

Jackie Moon: No refunds, consider your refund escaping this death trap with your lives.

Lou Redwood: Jackie Moon is Flint's favorite son. And he has done more for this city than any human being who's ever lived on this planet.
Dick Pepperfield: With the possible exception of eh, Henry Ford... Jackie Moon has done a lot for this city, you're right about that.

Continuity mistake: When Jackie Moon is shouting at Vakidis for making the "corn-dog" shot, they are both lying in the paint. However, in the full-court shot, only Jackie is shown standing up. Then the camera cuts again to a close-up shot of Father Pat, and Vakidis is standing there as well.

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