Best comedy movie quotes of 2008

Hazel: I'm okay.
Caden Cotard: I don't want you to be okay.

Charlie Bellow: As for the question of destiny... all I know is that even when destiny really wants to accomplish something, it can't do it alone. You still have to go to that restaurant. You still have to show up. You still have to build a bridge... to the one you love.

Scott Bartlett: So are we really going to like do it?
Adrianna Bragg: Do you really think we should talk about it?

Angie Ostrowiski: Stop framing your face.
Kate Holbrook: I think it works.
Angie Ostrowiski: It doesn't.

Mr. Big: I will love you forever, Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours.

Will: I never told you the happy ending.
Maya: What is it?
Will: You.

Ashley: Dan! Sorry, the phone scared me so I killed it.

Emma: You can't find something if you don't know what you're looking for.

Jerry: [Talking about The Lion King] It's deeply deep. 'Cause the uncle kills the nephew's father.
Old Lady: Which is his brother.
Jerry: That's his brother. He kills his own brother, right? That's some heavy Shapeskearean shit.
Mike: [laughs]
Jerry: What's funny?
Mike: Shape...nothing.

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James Wetherhold: Vanessa here is the perfect little housewife. I mean daughter.
Vanessa Wetherhold: Yes, if by perfect you mean not retarded, slash suffering from insurmountable credit card debt, then yes, I'm indeed perfect.

Tom: Nobody in the world makes me laugh the way you do. You're my best friend. I just wanna be with you.

Zoe: So where did you go tonight?
Poppy: Eternal question. Where have we been? Where are we going? What's the meaning of life? I went to the moon, and then back again.
Zoe: Wow, you walk quickly.
Poppy: I've got good legs.
Zoe: Yeah, you've got great legs. Not that you're my type.

Frank Allen: You caught me reminiscing. A lot of memories here. Buy you a drink?
Ed: Oh, I'd love to Frank, but uh... I'm kind of... I'm... I'm in a bit of a rush.
Frank Allen: I insist. After all, it is the traditional function of the father of the bride.
Ed: What is?
Frank Allen: Keeping the groom away from back exits.

Saul: Hey look, my thumb looks like my cock.

Juney: I know this is 'An Inconvenient Truth', but it's global warming.

Tibby: So Kostos isn't married. Why can't you just stop thinking about it and follow your heart?
Lena: Because...he broke my heart!

Reverend Pratt: So, if you concentrate on what you don't have, you forget about what you do have.

Victor Mancini: My God... you're crazy.
Paige Marshall: No, I'm just... working a few things out.

George H. W. Bush: Who do you think you are, a Kennedy? You're a Bush. Act like one.

Delysia: Men are so untrusting. I can't think why.