Best comedy movie quotes of 2008

Bertram Pincus: We live alone, and then we die alone. And apparently, we stay alone.

David: She all right?
Peter: She's still unconscious.
David: That's chlorophyll for you.

Angie Ostrowiski: Stop framing your face.
Kate Holbrook: I think it works.
Angie Ostrowiski: It doesn't.

Mr. Big: I will love you forever, Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours.

Suzy: The thing is, we're starting with Criminal Justice.
Poppy: Is that your first exam?
Suzy: Yeah, it's crap. If we had Cyber Crime first, or like, Crime and Pleasure, I could ease myself into it. No probs.

Saul: Hey look, my thumb looks like my cock.

Sam Landis: Let me guess. You finally want to start that boy band you've been dreaming about.
Principal Jared T. Kirkpatrick: Landis, do I come down to the strip club where you work and knock the dick out of your mouth? Against the wall. You're late.

Victor Mancini: I still wonder about Paige. Another beautiful psycho like my mother or a twisted soulmate sent to bring me back to life. Only one way to find out.

Juney: I know this is 'An Inconvenient Truth', but it's global warming.

Sameer's Mother: There are things you must do with women that you cannot do with men.

Delysia: Men are so untrusting. I can't think why.

Reverend Pratt: So, if you concentrate on what you don't have, you forget about what you do have.

Sidney Young: I sent the fish, you know, goldfish in a bowl. Did she get them?
Sophie Maes' Assistant: Yes, but they were dead.
Sidney Young: All of them?
Sophie Maes' Assistant: Yeah, it was kind of shocking actually! Were they dead when you send them?
Sidney Young: No no, who sends people dead fish?
Sophie Maes' Assistant: The Mafia?

Josh: Oh, grandpa fell asleep again.
Timm: No, he's dead.

George H. W. Bush: Who do you think you are, a Kennedy? You're a Bush. Act like one.

Policier: Central to Unit 27. Jean-Claude Van Damme's robbing a post office. I need back-up.

Bloom: Eat your waffles, fat man.

Mike: You have to let go of everything... in order to move on.

Curtis: I thought you were supposed to be the responsible adult.
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Oh I'm responsible all right. Responsible for partying till my nuts catch fire.

Edgar Frog: Let's get one thing straight, I hate fucking vampires.