Juney: I know this is 'An Inconvenient Truth', but it's global warming.
Will: You're taking Jo-Jo?
McLover: I am McLover! I am McLover.
Calvin: Man, you messed shit up with Amy. You're lucky a girl like that would even talk to you. She's hot, sexy. She got a job. Man, that girl out of your league.
Will: She's not out of my league.
Calvin: Shit, she gotta put up with your stank breath. Not to mention your abnormally high plumber's crack.
Juney: Time to get this sea monkey plastered.
Answer: It's a spoof of the Sarah Silverman song called "I'm F**king Matt Damon", plenty of versions to view on YouTube.
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